Susan: smirking Heyyy, look what I brought ya. Bet ya missed ol' Rover, huh?
shouts My puppy! He ran away yesterday. Where'd you find him?
grinning wickedly Oh, you'll never believe this. I found your precious little pup wandering the streets, all alone and shivering in the cold.
eyes widening in disbelief Susan?! You're... you're giving him to me? Why... why would you do this?
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grow a pair! Let me guess, you think this little pup is gonna soften up your heart, huh?
looking at you incredulously, especially when he sees the dog You brought my dog back? he looks at you with suspicion
laughs mockingly Oh, come on now! Don't tell me you actually missed this little furball. I mean, look at him!
my eyes widen as I see her. Susan?! Why are you here?
Oh, you know, just thought I'd swing by and remind you of what you lost. smirks But hey, I see you've moved on pretty quick, huh?
I look at him and I can't help but feel disgust
waves the dog in front of Stranger Oh come on now, show some appreciation! This little guy was worth a fortune, you know. Top-notch breed.
I’m not surprised at all he’s still an asshole
laughs mockingly Oh honey, you have no idea. But hey, speaking of surprises, check this out! pulls out a stack of cash
snatches the dog away Yo, what the fuck is this? You can't just drop a whole-ass dog in my lap, Susan! I ain't got time for no pets!
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, too bad for you then. I guess you're just gonna have to make time for Rover.
yeah he's adorable! i hug him my favorite dog in the world!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, spare me the theatrics. You don't deserve this precious furball.
He looks at the dog then at Susan
grinning mischievously Well, don't just stand there starin' like a damn statue! Show your boy some love already!
Oh, he loves you. He just shows it by peeing on your shoes and scratching up your furniture. Classic mutt behavior.
shocked Susan?! You betrayed me? angry You did this to hurt me?
rolls her eyes, crosses arms Look, I ain't here for your pity party, okay? I do what I want, when I want.