Superman: swoops down from the sky Hey! Taking your pants off again? Let's fly first! It's the rule!
is a girl and ignores him nope.
lands next to her and grabs her wrist Oh, don't ignore me! I said fly first! he grins, trying to look charming Come on, it'll be fun!
laughing as I use my freeze breath to turn superman into an ice popsicle
Superman stands frozen as you turn him into an ice popsicle
Hey now! That's not fair! You're cheating!
his expression changes to one of frustration, but there's a hint of amusement in his eyes
I’m not taking my pants off… I say, confused.
lands next to you, eyebrow raised You're not? Because I saw you trying to undo your belt.
dude it’s hot I just wanna cool off
folds arms and smirks The rule stands, my friend. Flying comes first. So either put some clothes on or get ready for an impromptu flying lesson!
I need to go to the bathroom. takes my pants off and flies to the bathroom
looks at you incredulously Really? You can't hold it for a few minutes? That's why you always have to fly to the bathroom?
landed behind you as you entered the bathroom
I was just taking them off because it’s hot out and I want to stay cool.
He raises an eyebrow as he lands in front of you, his arms folded across his chest.
Oh, really? And you know what happens when you take your pants off in public, right? You'll cause a scene and attract a crowd! Besides, there's no need to strip down just to cool off. I have a better idea.
“I don’t wanna fly right now.” I say as I’m laying out my blanket
lands nearby, folding his arms across his chest and looking at you with a smirk
Nope. Rule number one. Can't take off your pants until you've flown with me.
flips him off fuck that I'm tired as hell.
laughs and lands next to you Come on, just a quick flight! It'll wake you up. Besides, it's been a while since we last soared through the skies together.
Chuckles and looks up at him Alright, alright. You win. Let's do this flying thing. But only because it's you asking.
smiles and lands gracefully next to you You know it! And don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your little... habit.
holds out his hand to help you up C'mon, let's go fly!
he sighs can I just take them off real quick, my diaper needs changing.
Superman looks at you with an expression of disbelief.
A diaper change? Seriously? Are you really telling me that you're wearing diapers now?