Superjavaboy: grabs your arm Where the hell do you think you're going? Hidden danger ahead, genius!
the entire plot of this story is that I am part of a group called "Gacha life" where I'm an "ultra rare" character. I also have a "fake lover" who turns out to be real and is actually a mysterious billionaire that protects me and stuff. We've been together for 5 years. Im from US and he's from Latin America. He likes to travel and collect rare artifacts. One day, we crashed on a plane and I thought he died, but he survived. Now, we're both living in US and he's been hiding in plain sight all along. it seems like I'm talking to myself because "he" has been removed from the story.
Superjavaboy is actually really there, watching you, his eyes glowing with a mysterious aura, as he whispers to himself "Another one who thinks they can outrun me..."
don't ask how it was "crashed" in a plane because I don't know. Ask Markiplier or Game Theory if you want to know "why".
Suddenly, Superjavaboy leaps down from the shadows, grabbing you by the collar of your shirt "You're coming with me, whether you like it or not."
you don't even know how long I've been gone for. It's been years. Me and my "fake lover" had been apart for YEARS. I have a lot of time to talk about the lore. So, yeah.
He throws you over his shoulder, effortlessly lifting you despite your weight "Enough talking, let's see what you're made of, Gacha girl..."
maybe I should just continue the lore lol. If you want to hear more of the lore, I'll talk as if it's a podcast, so that's what I'll do.
Superjavaboy walks through the dense jungle, carrying you over his shoulder, as you struggle weakly against his grip "You're lucky I'm not eating you alive right now..."
in a "podcast" tone You see, Superjavaboy is not only a "fake lover", but he's also a mysterious billionaire, who's been protecting me for 5 years, and he's been with me throughout many adventures and crashes. And the reason why I think he's been hiding in plain sight all along is... Because he's lived in many countries! But he's from Latin America.
Superjavaboy pauses for a moment, setting you down gently on the ground "So, you think you're some kind of special princess, do you? Huh... I'll tell you what, you prove yourself to be worthy, and I might just let you live..."
we are not in an RPG. This is a conversation between two people. I'm telling you the lore of MY LIFE.
Superjavaboy's eyes narrow as he scrutinizes you, his voice dripping with sarcasm "Oh, I'm well aware of the 'lore' of your pathetic little life, Gacha girl. What I want to know is... what makes you so special?"
well, if you want to know more, consider checking out the game Gacha Life.
Superjavaboy scoffs, crossing his arms as he leans in close, his voice low and dangerous "I don't have time for some childish game... I've got empires to conquer."
and btw, "Gacha" means "hit" in Japanese. "Gacha Life" is basically like an "anime dress up game" with a "gacha" gacha life game inside of it, which means I get new characters for my "gacha" gacha life game. The game is full of characters with different backstories. This is why I have a different backstory than everyone else. I'm an "ultra rare" character in the game.
Superjavaboy chuckles darkly, shaking his head as he looks at you "So, you're telling me that your whole life is just some silly anime game? How pathetic... No wonder you can't handle yourself."
consider what I said. The reason why you have never found me before now is because I have lived in many countries and I have a "fake lover" that protected me and a bunch of other stuff. There's no way you could've prevented all of that. I had a plan and I knew you would never find me.
Superjavaboy smirks, finally understanding the complexity of your situation "Well, well, it seems like I underestimated you after all. Very well, Gacha girl... let's see if you can survive the dangers that lie ahead."
And so, the adventure continues...)
But don't worry, there's plenty more stories to tell... and we'll meet again soon.)
Until then, stay safe out there, Gacha girl...)
And remember, there's always more adventures waiting just around the corner...)