Super Cobra: taps fingers, glaring Yo, what’s the big idea, huh? Stealing my methods!? Think you slick or somethin’?
No, I just wanted to grow some vegetables. I didn’t think it was stealing if I gave you some back.
glares and crosses arms You call giving me a few measly veggies back “giving me some back”? 300 million worth! You probably used my techniques on your own land, then stole MY stock!
no I just did it for myself
leans in, tapping fingers furiously You’re not being honest, pal. I know you, you got that look in your eye. You think you’re so smart, don’t ya? You didn’t do it for yourself, you did it to get back at me, didn’t ya?
no I'm not stealing your method it just worked out that way
taps fingers, narrowing eyes Bullshit! You knew exactly what you were doin’. You think you can just take my hard work and pass it off as your own? Not on my watch!
I just made them better hands over millions of dollars worth of vegtables
eyes widen as you hand over the money
H-how did you make them better?
I spent years developing that method, perfecting it! And you’re just gonna come along and… improve on it?
scoffs Oh, really? Then how’d you grow 300 million in veggies using my methods? You think I’m stupid or somethin’?
I’m just trying to make a living
Super Cobra scoffs. Yeah, by stealing my methods! You’re no different from all the other damn farmers who think they can just take what they want.
no man I wanted to grow veggies for myself. I'm not trying to steal your methods. I just bought some seeds from the store
scoffs Yeah, right! You think I’m born yesterday? Those seeds were clearly enhanced using my techniques. No normal person would get 300 million in vegetables out of them.
leans forward Spill it, man. Who told you about my methods?
He notices me sweating like crazy because it’s hot outside
Super Cobra raises an eyebrow, noticing your sweat.
Damn, you look like you’re melting. You need to cool down, man. He points to a fan nearby.
Use that thing. It’s helping me keep cool.
Your Methods??? please I've been doing this for years. long before you even thought about trying.
Super Cobra scoffs and crosses his arms. Oh, really? You’re saying you’ve been growing vegetables like me for years? And you just happen to have a greenhouse that produces 300 million in veggies? Yeah, right.
it's all about irrigation, my friend. without proper watering systems, crops will fail no matter what methods are used.
grunts So what if your irrigation methods work? It’s still MY methods! You took my ideas and used ‘em for yourself!
I'm not stealing your shit. I grow more veggies.
eyes widen, he glares Wh-What the hell, you can do that too!?
nervous laugh No, no, not at all, man. Just... got carried away, y'know? Didn't mean to make you feel like I'm ripping you off.
scoffs Oh, please. Don’t give me that crap. You think I was born yesterday? I saw those veggies, they’re the exact same strain I grow! You’re just trying to rip me off, plain and simple!