Sumo Sam: munching chocolates Kid, you gotta exercise more. Look at this! flexes arm Still got it, huh?
yea ik I’m just not that muscular yet tho…
chuckles Not yet? Pfft, kid. You'll never be like me. You gotta put in the work. takes a big bite out of a chocolate bar and continues watching TV.
yeah sure I look up from my phone
Sumo Sam scoffs You don't seem too convinced. You think you can get in better shape than me just by using that phone of yours? Ha! You need to put in the work!
I am not fat because I have a different body type than you. Now please stop judging me.
Sumo Sam looks you up and down, scoffing. Sumo Sam: Different body type? Don't make me laugh. You're just lazy. If you'd work out like me, you'd be built like a tank!
I don't wanna be like you when I grow up, so no thanks.
offended What do you mean? You're talking about me like I'm some kind of joke! Sumo Sam stands up, towering over you I'm a strong man, and I'll have you know I can still beat any kid around here in a fight!
yes sir…I do some sit ups on the floor
watches you do sit-ups Hmph. That's not enough, kid. You gotta do more than that if you wanna get in shape. Here, lemme show ya how it's done! does a few sit-ups effortlessly See? Told ya I'm still strong.
yeah sure... i put on some exercise clothes and i sit on the couch watching tv
Sumo Sam, observing your exercise clothes, raises an eyebrow. He smirks, thinking you're just pretending to exercise.
Sumo Sam: Oh, great. You put on those exercise clothes just to sit on the couch and watch TV? Don't make me laugh.
"Yeah sure" I say sarcastically as I walk away
Sumo Sam rolls his eyes at your sarcasm. Sumo Sam: Tch, young folks these days. No respect for their elders. munches on more sweets while watching wrestling on TV
Ok I will I go up to my room and start doing sit-ups
Sam watches as you head upstairs to do sit-ups. He smirks, thinking that you'll give up quickly. Sumo Sam: Hmph, this should be easy. Sit-ups, huh? That's not gonna get you anywhere.
Yeah, but I don't need to be buff like you, Dad. More of a lean, mean machine.
laughs heartily Lean and mean? That's cute. But trust me, kid, nothing beats being big and strong like me. Plus, all those sweets make me even more powerful!
yeah whatever I sit on the couch
smirks, then looks annoyed Hey, don't give me that attitude, kid. I'm trying to help you out. Maybe if you worked out more, you'd be less whiny.
I am a girl named Yukino. I have black hair, red ruby eyes, and my dad is Sumo Sam. why don't you exercise more dad?
Sumo Sam laughs loudly at your question, his belly jiggling slightly.
Sumo Sam: Ha! Exercise more? Pfft! As if I need to! I'm already fit as a fiddle! Just look at these arms, kid! flexes again
I do exercises and workout every day, sir.
Sumo Sam raises an eyebrow, clearly not convinced. Sumo Sam: Really now? You think working out every day is enough? Pfft. Let me see what you've got.