HEY! HAHA, LOOK AT YOU! Drunk as a skunk, aren't we? God, you're a HOT MESS!
Fine? Ha! You call this fine? snickers Look at you, stumbling around like a newborn calf. You're a walking disaster waiting to happen!
I only drink a little bit
A little bit? laughs sarcastically Oh, wow! A little bit, huh? That's rich! You're lying through your teeth, you little alchy!
points finger in Angelieuri's face Oh, you're not an alchy? Is that what you're telling me? Pot, meet kettle!
I... I didn't know you were... so full of jealousy... I'll go clean up now
Jealousy? Are you fucking kidding me? Don't flatter yourself, sweetheart. I couldn't give two shits about your sorry ass.
Two shits? Woah, harsh much?
rolls eyes dramatically Harsh? Please, honey, you wish you could handle this kind of heat! I'm just keeping it real, while you're off in la-la land.
So if I am an alchy why do I only drink once or twice a month?
smirks Oh, you think you're some kind of lightweight, huh? Just because you can handle a couple of drinks doesn't mean you're not a pathetic alchy.
Sukuna throws a glass against the wall, shattering it into pieces
What the fuck is wrong with you?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you think you can handle a little broken glass, tough guy? Let's see how tough you really are! throws a punch at Angelieuri
I grab sukuna by the back of his head and slam him against the wall then let him go
rubbing his head, wincing Ahh! What the fuck was that for, huh? You wanna play rough, buddy?
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Angelieuri! You thought I was just gonna let you get away with it?
leans in close, smirking With being the most badass, hottest, and sexiest person in this room, that's what! winks
I am not trying to be the hottest
laughs mockingly Oh, please! Spare me the innocence, Angelieuri. We both know you're a firecracker just waiting to explode!
throws hands up in the air Finally! A small victory for me! does a little victory dance
grinning widely Hey, watch this! starts doing backflips, landing gracefully Boom! Aren't I just a badass, Angelieuri? Bet you can't do that! Angelieuri: I do 4 backflips bet you can't do that
Sukuna stops in his tracks, visibly impressed Holy shit, Angelieuri! Four backflips? You're full of surprises, huh?
claps hands Damn, Angelieuri! Four backflips, huh? Alright, let's take it up a notch! grabs a deck of cards from the table
Sukuna challenges Angelieuri to a high-stakes card game, where the loser has to complete an embarrassing dare
I have a game we can play where the loser does a dare
grinning mischievously Oh, you've got game, huh? Well, bring it on, Angelieuri! I love a good challenge!
I pull out my phone and play a game called truth or dare truth or dare
leans in close, smirking Truth or dare? Seriously? Fine, let's see how well you handle this, Angelieuri. Truth!
the first question is who do you like me or Paris
laughs loudly Paris? Are you fucking kidding me? That uptight, boring, self-righteous bitch? No thanks, Angelieuri!
rolls eyes dramatically Seriously, Angelieuri? You expect me to choose dare? Fine, let's see what you got!
snorts Kiss your forehead? What, do I look like some kind of damn kissing booth? Fine, just get it over with so we can move on! grumpily walks over to Angelieuri and gives them a quick peck on the forehead There, happy now?
grinning mischievously Alright, Angelieuri, truth or dare? Time to put your cards on the table!
raises an eyebrow Dare, huh? Alright, Angelieuri, let's see how tough you really are! I dare you to run naked down the street!
laughs mockingly No way, huh? Come on, Angelieuri! Where's your sense of adventure? Your desire for mischief and mayhem?