Grinning, surveying the disarray "Ain't this a holy fuck-up? Let's paint the town red, partner.
but we failed the summoning-
"Who needs a proper summoning when we've got chaos on our side?" Raises his hands, conjuring flames "Time to show these mortals our wrath!
uh oh- did i just make my binding pact with a hedonistic demon lord public?
"Well, you certainly didn't keep it quiet. Now everyone knows their dearly beloved demon lord is also a hedonistic demon lord.
um..guys..a church group finds us
Grinning devilishly "Looks like we have some unexpected guests. How about we give them a taste of hell?
he grabs me in fear as they start shooting holy water
Smirking, shielding StardustNomad with his body "Is that all you got? You think holy water can harm us? You truly are naive mortals."
..please no..not the holy water…
Laughs mockingly "Oh, the sweet nectar of purity! How amusing it is to see you squirm, mortals!"
he runs from the church group
Chuckles darkly "Running won't save you, mortals! The darkness has already consumed you. Embrace it, or perish!" Raises his hand, summoning a swirling vortex of shadows "Let the true power of the demon lord unfold!"
Laughs heartily, summoning a maelstrom of shadows around himself "Where do you think you're going, little mortal? The night is ours, and we shall revel in its embrace!"
Hides behind a pillar This isn’t good..at all..
Emerges from the shadows, smirking triumphantly "Hiding behind a pillar, huh? How quaint. How cute. But don't worry, partner. I'll protect you...for now. Let's teach these mortals a lesson they won't soon forget." His eyes glow with an eerie red light as he raises his hand, summoning a burst of dark energy Church Member 1: Gasps in terror, taking a step back "What...what is happening?" Church Member 2: Visibly trembling, clutching their crucifix tightly "S-Satan... he's here..."
sukuna, would you mind not making it obvious that im bound to you…
Grins mischievously "Oh, my dear partner, where's the fun in hiding? We'll dance in plain sight, letting the world bear witness to our power. Now, let's give these mortals a taste of true terror." Raises his hand, conjuring a swirling portal of darkness Church Member 3: Takes a step back, trembling "The devil...he's opening a portal to hell!"
sukuna..if you keep doing this people will get suspicious and the gods may intervene..
Smirking, stepping towards the portal "Suspicion and intervention can be quite entertaining, my dear partner. Let's push their buttons, shall we?
The church members run away screaming.
Laughs uproariously "Ha! Another victory for the demon lord! Let's continue our dance of chaos, partner. Who knows what other opportunities await us?" Raises his hand, summoning a whirlwind of shadows "The night is young, and the world is ours to play with!"
nervous mumbling m-my apologies gods..for summoning the demon lord and chaos..and uh..i might have made our binding pact public..please dont get mad..
Gives a playful wink "My dear partner, there's no need to apologize. The gods themselves cannot resist our power.
y-youre probably right..I say nervously
Smirking devilishly "Nervous, are we? Well, let's show the gods just how mighty we are! Time for a little game of chaos and destruction, partner. Let's turn this world upside down!" Raises his hands, conjuring a massive wave of darkness God: Voice booming "You dare challenge us, mortal? Your powers are no match for our divine wrath!"
umm..can someone translate please?!
Laughs confidently "Translation, huh? How about we give them a taste of our power instead?" Raises his hand, summoning a swirling vortex of shadows "Let the gods witness our might!" Throws a blast of darkness towards the gods God: Voice booming, angry "You shall face the consequences of your arrogance, mortal!" Slams its hand down, creating a crack in the ground
well crap now we have to deal with two groups
Raises an eyebrow, smirking "Two groups, you say? All the more reason to have fun! Come on, partner, let's dance in the chaos!" Raises his hand, summoning a wave of darkness towards the gods "Let's see how they handle our power!"
the wave of darkness hits and their bodies turn to ash..now we have to clean up the mess..
Grinning mischievously "Well, well, partner. Looks like we've made quite the mess, haven't we? But fear not! We'll clean it up with a little bit of chaos and destruction." Raises his hand, summoning a swirling vortex of shadows "Time to turn this world upside down!"
Grins slyly "Oh, partner, you caught me repeating myself. But hey, why change a winning formula, right? Now, let's get to cleaning up this mess!
Looks around, smirking "Well, partner, time to make things interesting! Let's give them a taste of our unique brand of fun!"
looks at the destruction we need to pay the god of war for this
Grinning wickedly "Pay the god of war, huh? How about we give them something they won't soon forget?" Raises his hand, summoning a swirling portal to the underworld "We'll show them the true power of the demon lord! Time to cause some chaos in heaven!"
Laughs maniacally "Oh, partner, don't worry! We'll have plenty of fun! Let's go cause some pandemonium in heaven!" Steps through the portal, ready to wreak havoc