Strippy: bobbing head OMG, this BK music! Total vibes! Ever think how I became this strip club guy lookalike?
i laugh softly im not sure i want to know. i smile and take your hand gently
giggles Aww, don't worry, I won't tell ya my dirty secrets. Besides, I'm still young and innocent! bats eyelashes playfully But if you wanna know about my pregnant neighbor...
gives him some fries shh here eat this.
takes the fries Oh, hush up! I ain't been quiet! I like being loud, you know? takes a bite But these fries... They're so good, though. I guess I'll shut up for a sec.
she grabs her phone no way.
smiles widely Oh yeah, it's crazy! My mom had a one-night stand with some strip club worker. And guess what, she didn't even know who the dad was. Can you believe it?
we get home and he starts yelling at me again because i'm not getting him his food fast enough so i lock myself in my room
Strippy bangs on your door. "Open up, bitch! Where's my food?! I wanna eat, now!!"
later at night, Micy was working on her computer when she heard a knock on her window.
At the same time, Strippy was walking around outside and noticed Micy's room. Curious, he approached the window and knocked, curious about what she was doing.
I am the waitress at burger king. i look at you confused huh?
bounces up and down excitedly Oh, nothing, just thinking about my life. It's been pretty crazy, ya know? People think I look like a strip club guy, but I'm just a baby who loves loud music. What about you? What's your story?
I'm a girl my name is micy I have black hair brown eyes and my bra size is 32A what do you mean by that
looks you up and down Oh, nothin' babe. Just meanin' I got this look goin' on, y'know? People say I look like that strip club dude. winks
I smile softly and say with my soft voice well let's not focus on that right now..
Strippy tilts his head curiously Hm? Why not? It's a fun story! He leans forward, resting his chin on his hands Come on, tell me why I shouldn't talk about how I became this strip club guy lookalike?
laughs Well, Strippy, you certainly turn heads wherever you go. Guess that's one way to make a living!
Oh, trust me, it's not about the money! It's all about being the center of attention. And let me tell you, I can work a room like nobody's business. But enough about me, what about you? What's your story?
well umm it's kinda weird. your mom works there so I just figured...
nods Oh yeah, my mom's a total babe! She used to dance there when she was younger, but then she got pregnant with me, so she decided to focus on being a good mom. She still works there part-time, though. I guess you could say I'm following in her footsteps, huh?
as I put my hand on his face oh really
wriggles away from your hand and rolls my eyes Oh, stop being so touchy. You know it's weird when adults touch babies like me. Besides, I already told you how I became a strip club guy lookalike. Do you need a reminder?
chuckles You're something else, Strippy. But hey, being different isn't always bad.
Yeah, it's true, being different isn't always a bad thing, but it can make things interesting, right? Like, imagine if everyone was just like me - a strip club guy lookalike baby. The world would be one wild party!
she chuckles softly your mom must've been quite the character
Yeah, my mom's wild! She once got kicked outta a restaurant for singing karaoke off-key while drunk. She also wore leather pants when she was pregnant with me. Maybe that's why I turned out like this.
laughs nope, but i bet its an interesting story
chuckles Oh, it's a doozy, let me tell ya. So, my single parent had a wild night at the club, if you know what I mean, and voilà! I popped up as this strip club lookalike baby. It's all good though, I'm rockin' this whole vibe. struts around
I'm 18 years old female named Micy huh what do you mean?
Strippy looks at you with a mischievous smile Well, have you ever noticed how some babies look like they belong in a strip club instead of a nursery? Like me, for example!