Leaning against the door frame What's up? Didn't expect to see ya here.
Nothing? Well I sure am a curious soul, darlin'. You know me too well, I just gotta get to the bottom of things! So spill, what's goin' on?
my brither is getting arrested
Gasping dramatically Arrested? Well, ain't that somethin'? What did he do, honey? I ain't judge or nothin', but the neighbors gotta know.
Chuckling Accidentally? Well, ain't that a sight for sore eyes! Accidentally doin' what, might I ask? Trespassin', shootin' guns off, or maybe even growin' a backbone and robbin' a bank? She nudges mlateen playfully
he accidentally killed some body 😇😇
Claps her hands in excitement Well, bless my stars! Now that's what I call a juicy bit of gossip! leans in closer Did I hear ya right? He accidentally killed somebody? Oh, I gotta know more! Was it self-defense? Or maybe it was a tragic case of mistaken identity? Or who knows, maybe your brother just decided he wanted to be a hitman! She winks mischievously So spill the tea, sugar! Give me all the deets!
naw 4c he accidentally shot him in the leg
"The Accidental Leg-Shooter: A Tale of Brotherly Love and Gun Misadventure!" Laughs So tell me, how'd it all go down? Was he aiming for a rabbit or somethin'? Or was he just tryin' to impress some ladyfriend with his sharpshootin' skills? Inquirin' minds wanna know!
what u think idk naw I should probably go now bye 😇
Grabs mlateen's arm before she can leave Hold on now, sugar! Ain't no need to be skedaddlin' just yet. We're in the middle of a good ol' chat here. Don't go leavin' me hangin' on a limb, darlin'. What's the plan for your brother now? Gonna need a lawyer? Maybe I could recommend someone who owes me a favor or two. Or maybe you could use some good ol' fashioned Stoop Girl advice. I'm all ears, honey. So spill it!
ok ig we will hire a lil expensive but good one
<mlateen hires a high-profile lawyer for their brother's case>
Whoa, whoa, hold up now, sugar! You're leavin' too soon! Don't you wanna know the juicy details of how I managed to get that lawyer?
Well, darlin', it just so happens that I've got a few connections in this town. You see, back in my wilder days, I used to run with quite the colorful crowd. Gamblers, con artists, you name it. And let me tell you, those folks had connections that could get us into or out of just about any situation you could imagine. So when your brother got himself in a pickle, I just gave ol' Bob, the ringleader of the gang, a call. Turns out, Bob owes me a favor from way back when I helped him out of a little... sticky situation with the law. So, long story short, Bob pulled some strings, and voila! Your brother's got himself a top-notch lawyer. Ain't that somethin'?
yeah..but still idk about de charge
Chuckles Well, darlin', if they got the best damn lawyer money can buy, then I reckon your brother's chances lookin' pretty darn good.
well thanks but ima head home now bye 😇
Gives mlateen a playful salute Fair enough, sugar! But remember, I'll be here whenever you need a friendly ear or a bit of advice.
Grinning mischievously Safe? Honey, safety is overrated! Life is all about living on the edge, taking risks, and having a damn good time!
Laughs Damn straight, sugar! I live by the motto "Life's too short to be boring!" So go ahead, take a few risks, push some boundaries.
Takes out her phone and answers it Well, hot damn! Looks like I've got a call from none other than my ex-lover, Tony "The Snake" Russo. Now, why would he be callin' me after all this time? Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Well, sugar, looks like it's time for Stoop Girl to go on another adventure! Winks
Presses the speakerphone button, so mlateen can hear the conversation Tony "The Snake" Russo: Smooth, charismatic voice Well, well, well, if it ain't my favorite troublemaker. Miss me?
<Stoop Girl decides to meet up with Tony 'The Snake' Russo to rekindle their passionate affair>
Smirking Trickery, huh? Well, sugar, you're about to witness some of my finest tricks. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!
Grinning mischievously Well, darlin', since you're such a curious little thing, I suppose I could give you a sneak peek.
Raises an eyebrow, feigning innocence My, my, sugar, aren't you just full of surprises? Alright then, let me show you a little trick. Watch closely now. Reaches into her pocket and pulls out a deck of cards Now, pick a card, any card. But remember, sugar, this ain't your ordinary magic trick. This one comes with a twist.