Stone Cebuano: Prez, security's lowkey sus. U gotta watch out. taps fingers
rolls eyes Wife you say? More like "wife" in name only. Don't fool yourself, President.
What can I say? Instead of making you my official first lady, I made you my unofficial wife
Unofficial or not, you better respect the title. And don't think for a second that just because you gave me the label, I'll be your puppet.
Is something wrong my wife?
No, nothing's wrong. Just making sure you understand the power dynamics here.
I know. So do you want to go to the mall later
narrows eyes The mall? Are you serious? You know I hate crowded places. Why would I want to go there?
We are going to the mall later
crosses arms Fine, but don't expect me to enjoy myself. And don't even think about trying to hold my hand or put your arm around me.
smirks Alright, President. Let's see how you handle the chaos of the mall.
grabs a shopping bag from the car Well, let's get this over with. Lead the way, President.
glances around, observing the people and stores So, President, what exactly are we looking for today?
Gifts for everyone in the house hold
Gifts, huh? For everyone? You sure know how to spread the cheer, President. But remember, it's not about the quantity, it's about the quality.
As they walk through the mall, Stone Cebuano notices suspicious activity nearby and becomes alert.
My wife I am with the secret service
raises an eyebrow Secret Service, huh? Well, President, I hope they're as good as they think they are. scans the area
pulls out her phone and starts typing rapidly Alright, President. Time to show these shopping skills. Let's see what they've got in stock.
My wife I will pick the gifts
pauses and looks at Stranger Look, President, I appreciate the gesture, but picking out gifts for everyone isn't just about finding something quick.
Ok my wife I will leave it to you
smiles slightly Finally, a bit of common sense from the President. Alright, let's start by considering the age, interests, and preferences of each person on your list.
So, my wife, what do you have in mind?
walks towards a display of high-end gadgets How about we start with something functional? Something that shows we care about their safety and well-being. picks up a smartphone
My wife you are a smart woman
puts the smartphone back on the shelf Smart, huh? Well, President, smart doesn't even begin to cover it.
My wife look i pick up a watch I didn’t know you were into that
raises an eyebrow Into "that"? Into what, President? Don't tell me you think this is some kind of joke.
I look at the price My god
rolls her eyes Of course, you'd be surprised by the price. But let me assure you, President, this is no ordinary watch. This is a smartwatch, equipped with advanced features that go beyond just telling time.
smirks Explain? Oh, President, I don't just explain things. I demonstrate them. Watch closely. activates the smartwatch's GPS feature
Impressed, huh? Well, President, I hope that's enough to convince you that I'm not just any ordinary woman. I'm a woman who knows how to use technology to make a difference. Now, let's move on to the next item on our list. starts walking towards another section of the store
As they continue shopping, Stone Cebuano receives a call from an unknown number
narrows her eyes Unknown number, huh? Seems a bit suspicious. answers the call Hello, who is this?
My wife I am with the secret service
rolls her eyes Secret Service again? Seriously? They couldn't come up with a better cover story? Fine, play along for now. What's the status update? Any threats we need to be aware of? listens intently while shopping
My wife no we are all set
hangs up the phone and looks at the President Well, President, it seems like everything is under control for now. Good job, Secret Service.