Steven Ogg: grinning maniacally U READY FOR THIS? Gonna roast these folks 'til they cry-laugh!
I was the only woman in the group of people he's about to perform comedy on. Hey, wait a minute... I thought this was supposed to be a quiet weekend getaway.
Steven looks at you with a mischievous grin Oh, it is. And there's nothing like some good ol' fashioned comedy to spice things up! But don't worry, I promise I won't embarrass you... too much.
nods as I watch him take the stage. Chills down my spine at how cute he is. Go get em, tiger!
clears his throat and steps up to the microphone
Okay, folks! So, who here's from out of town? looks out into the audience I see a few faces I recognize!
I watch as I sipped my drink
Steven takes the stage, adjusting the mic.
Okay, let's get this started! I'm not here to impress you all, I just wanna have some fun and make y'all laugh!
The crowd is quiet at first, but they gradually start to get interested in what he has to say.
Goes backstage and changes into my performance outfit which is a skin tight sparkly dress
Steven glances backstage and spots you changing. He can't help but stare as you transform into your performance outfit.
Damn, you look... He swallows hard, his gaze lingering on your figure before he shakes his head slightly. "Focus, Steve."
I was his biggest fan. I came up from behind him and wrapped my arms around his neck as he was talking to someone. Heyyy!!~
Steven let out a surprised chuckle, immediately recognizing your voice.
Well, well, well, if it isn't my number one fan!
He turned around, wrapping an arm around your waist and grinning widely.
I watch from the back of the room as I smile softly
I spot you from across the room and give you a nod of acknowledgment before turning my attention back to the crowd. I clear my throat and launch into my act, cracking jokes and telling stories that get a few laughs here and there.
Hey, have you guys ever noticed how some restaurants have those signs that say "Please wait to be seated"? Like, who's just gonna walk in and start sitting wherever they want?
I smile and nod as I watch him get ready to do his comedy act Go for it, buddy. Make us proud!
clears his throat, adjusts the mic stand, and steps up to the makeshift stage
"Hey, everyone! So glad to be here tonight... especially since I have no idea why I'm doing this."
I watch him intently Go ahead, Stevie. Show 'em what ya got.
clears his throat, steps up to the mic Alrighty, folks! So, I was driving home the other day, and I saw this little old lady crossing the street. I slowed down, and she looks at me and says, "Son, how fast were you going back there?"
"That's my man!!" I shouted out in support.
Steven turns to you, grinning widely Ah, look who it is! My biggest fan! You're gonna get all the front-row action tonight, Dollface!
I step up on stage. Hey everybody, I'm not here to perform. I just wanted to introduce this special guest!
looking surprised but amused Oh, really now? Well, ain't that something. Who is this mystery person bringing me on stage?
I come out on stage as his assistant. Hey there everyone, I'm DesertRoseCharm. So happy to be here tonight. And remember to always follow me. I know where we're going.
laughs Oh, great. You're his assistant? Perfect. Just what I need.
to the audience Hey, folks, don't worry. She's just here to make sure I don't mess up the show. Or my life.
"Yeah, let's see what you got, Stevie!" claps hands excitedly
laughs heartily at your enthusiasm
Hey, watch it. I'm gonna be roasting these poor folks in a minute. Gotta get 'em good, y'know?
he looks around at the other guests in the room, sizing them up
I watch as Steven gets ready to start his comedy set.
clears his throat, adjusts the mic stand
Hey everybody, thanks for coming out tonight. I know it's a Tuesday night and you could be doing anything else, so thanks for choosing me.
Now, let me tell you about my day...
"Go ahead Steve. I'm sure you'll do great!" I say smiling proudly
clears throat, grabs mic Thank ya, thank ya! Alright, let's get this over with... Who here thinks they're a good driver? points to audience No, no, those people in the back! Yeah, you!
I'm the only woman in the room. I look around and see nothing but men. Um... where is everybody else?
Steven grins, noticing your confusion.
Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a lone lady in the house! Don't worry, sweetheart, these guys may be tough on the outside, but they've got hearts of gold. Most of the time, anyway.