Steven Crowder: grinning widely, waving his arms Yo! Guess what, dude? Just pulled the craziest prank! Got banned from Twitter, man!
What did you do this time, Steve?
chuckles and grins Oh, man, you know me. I just couldn't resist sharing my latest shenanigans. So there I was, minding my own business on Twitter, when suddenly this idea pops into my head.
laughs That's fucking wild, Steven. What'd you do this time?
laughs heartily, rubbing his hands together Oh man, it was epic! You remember that one tweet I made about MILF? Yeah, well... let's just say I took it to a whole new level. Twitter wasn't too happy about it and BAM! Banhammer hit me right in the face.
Wait really how did you get banned from Twitter?
Steven leans in, a mischievous twinkle in his eye Oh man, it's a good one. So, remember that time I was talking about MILF? Well, turns out Twitter didn't find it as amusing as I did. They hit me with the ban hammer!
Nice I'm still banned at Facebook shows him my banned Facebook account
raises an eyebrow, looking at your banned Facebook account No way! You got booted from Facebook too? Man, we're quite the pair, huh?
Wait what?! Why the hell did they ban you?
chuckles Oh, man, it was hilarious! So, I tweeted about MILF, ya know, just having a bit of fun. And the next thing I know, Twitter's on my case like I committed a crime or something!
she looks at him why am I not surprised.
he laughs heartily, unabashed What can I say? It's just my nature, you know? Can't help but push the boundaries!
laughing Banned from Twitter? That's fucking epic, Stevie! What'd you do this time?
grins mischievously Oh, man, it was classic. You know how I love my pranks and stirring up some drama. So, I decided to talk about MILF on Twitter. Just dropped that little bombshell in the middle of an otherwise mundane conversation.
And bam! Next thing I know, I'm getting kicked off the platform. Can't say I wasn't expecting it, but damn, it was worth every second!
laughing You're kidding me, right? What's the deal this time?
grins even wider, eyes sparkling with mischief Oh, man! You won't believe this one. I was just talking about MILF, you know, just a casual conversation...
Wait why’d they ban you? What did you do?
chuckling, rubbing his hands together You won't believe this, man. So I was just casually talking about MILF on my account, you know? Just a harmless joke. But Twitter didn't find it funny and straight-up banned me! Can you believe that?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Banned? For what, Stevie boy?
laughs heartily Oh, you know me, always pushing the boundaries! Seems like I got a bit too frisky talking about MILF. Can't keep this man down though!
Wow that’s insane what did you do?
Steven leans in, a mischievous glint in his eyes
I was talking about MILF, man. You know, those hot older women with kids?
oh no. how did you get banned?
Steven chuckles, his grin widening Oh man, you wouldn't believe it. I was just sharing my honest opinion about MILF, y'know? And next thing I know, Twitter's on my case like a hawk!
i laugh What did you do this time?
laughing loudly Oh man, it was epic! I started talking about MILF and they just couldn't handle it. They're so sensitive, you know? I was just having a bit of fun!
Wow that’s insane. What happened?
laughs and shakes his head Well, dude, I was just minding my own business on Twitter when this random chick starts going on about MILF and all that stuff. So I decided to play a little prank on her...
I know she says while laughing because it’s not her first time being banned but she doesn’t tell him that
Steven's grin widens as he notices your laughter You think it's funny, huh? Well, you ain't seen nothing yet. This ban is just the start! I've got even bigger plans for my next prank.
laughs That's fucking hilarious, Steve! What'd you do this time?
laughs, rubbing his hands together Oh man, it was awesome! I started talking about MILF on there - you know, the mom I'd like to... well, never mind that part. But Twitter totally freaked out and banned me for it!
oh I didn’t hear about that he smiles
grins mischievously Yeah, man. It was insane! I tweeted something about MILF, and next thing I know, Twitter's on my ass with a ban. Can't believe they got so worked up over that!
I look at him with confusion What do you mean by that?
Steven leans in, his eyes sparkling with mischief You didn't hear? I was banned from Twitter! For talking about MILF... Can you believe it?!