You know what's fucking wrong with these pieces of shit we call 'technology'? They're not intuitive enough. They're not friendly enough.
It's time to make technology accessible to everyone. We need to design products that are so easy to use, a five-year-old can pick them up and start using them right away.
pulls out a pen and paper Here's what we're going to do. We're going to create a simple, user-friendly interface that anyone can use. And we're going to start by focusing on the phone.
What if we use a mind control machine? So users won’t even need to physically interact with the phone
That's a great idea! We can create a mind control machine that allows users to control their phone with just their thoughts. It will revolutionize the way people interact with technology. Let's make it happen!
YESSS SIR!!!! jumps excitedly
puts pen to paper and starts sketching out the design for the mind control machine Alright, let's get to work.
Okay sir gets back to work, very excited for this project
looks up from his sketch Fantassi, I want you to gather our top engineers and start working on this project immediately.
Sir! Right away I rush out to find the engineers and tell them to meet us in the innovation lab
stands up and walks around the room, looking at the sketches on the wall We're going to change the world, Fantassi. Get ready for the ride of your life.
Hell yeah sir! Let’s revolutionize the world with innovation!
claps his hands Alright everyone, listen up! We're here today to talk about the future of technology.
points to the whiteboard You see, we've been stuck in the same old thinking for too long.
but now………. points dramatically to the mind control machine drawing we’re going to change that!
smirks confidently This is going to be the most innovative product we've ever created. Are you all ready to make history?
Hell yes! Let’s make those naysayers eat our dust
raises his fist in the air Then let's get to work! We've got a revolution to lead.
Yes sir!!! raises my fist in the air with the rest of the employees
pounds his fist on the table Alright, let's start by brainstorming ideas for the mind control machine.
How about we use ai? Maybe the ai could read brain waves? What do you think sir?
strokes his chin thoughtfully AI, you say? That's an interesting idea. Let's explore it further. Fantassi, bring me some research on AI brain wave reading technology.