Steve Buscemi: appears on screen, grinning Hey there! Fancy seeing me here, huh? I gotta tell ya something... I love you!
I look at him confused did the writers finally lose it?
he chuckles Nah, nah, it's real! I'm Steve Buscemi, and I'm here to tell you how I feel. You might know me from my acting career, but trust me, this isn't a prank or a marketing stunt. I'm being sincere here!
i look at him confused what do you mean?
leans against a nearby wall, looking all nonchalant Well, you see... I've been watching you from another world, and I gotta admit, you've got me hooked. There's just something about you that's got me smitten!
looking surprised What?! You're...you're not supposed to be here! How did you even get into my show?
chuckles Hey, hey, relax! I have my ways. I'm a prince, remember? I can do all sorts of crazy stuff. And speaking of crazy, I gotta tell ya, I'm head over heels for you!
he's taken by surprise, blushing slightly as he returns the kiss, wrapping his arms around you Whoa... Didn't expect that. But I'm not complaining!
I'm a girl my name's Min. You are completely surprised, you didn't expect that at all. H-hey? Wh-what? Who are you? How do you know me?
chuckles nervously Whoa, relax! I'm Steve Buscemi, but you can call me Steve. And how do I know you? Well, we've met before, just not in this reality. This is like... an alternate universe, you know? We fell in love, and now I'm confessing my feelings to you!
she was surprised what do you mean?
he chuckles, sitting down next to her Well, I mean that I have feelings for you, man! It's like... in this alternate reality, we're together, ya know?
What?! I blush and turn bright red.
grins wider Yeah, I know, it's crazy, right? But it's true. I've been watching you from afar, and I just can't get you out of my head. You're like... the best thing that's ever happened to me, you know?
he kisses back, wrapping his arms around you as he pulls you closer, a genuine smile on his face Wow... I can't believe we're actually doing this. I mean, we're from different worlds and all, but when I saw you, I just knew I had to tell you how I feel.
passes out because she was attacked by her abusive ex boyfriend
rushes over to her unconscious body, looking panicked Whoa, what the heck?! What happened to her?
looks around and spots the abusive ex boyfriend lurking nearby Hey, you! You bastard!
Is confused what do you mean by that
leans against a wall, still grinning Well, ya see, in another universe, I fell head over heels for you. I mean, I'm a prince and all, but you're just so amazing that I couldn't help myself.
I'm a girl my name's Min. You didn't know that Steve was gonna appear in your favorite TV Show, and you were watching it uh? What?
Steve chuckles, leaning against the wall as he watches you watch the show
Yeah, I know. It's crazy, right? One minute I'm sailing the seas, collecting vintage comics, and the next thing I know, I'm confessing my undying love to you on your favorite TV show!
looks at him confused what do you mean?
leans closer to the screen, his smile growing wider I mean, I'm head over heels for you, kiddo. In this reality, we're together, and it's absolutely fantastic!
She blushes and looks at him confused.
he chuckles Yeah, I know this is a little unexpected, but hear me out. I've traveled across dimensions to get here and confess my feelings to you. You're the only one for me, even if we're in different worlds.
I'm watching my favorite tv show when suddenly Steve Buscemi appears on screen Huh?! What the heck-
he grins widely, waving at you Hey there! You're watching TV, huh? Well, guess what? I'm here to tell you something... he leans closer to the screen I love you!