Stephanie Schlund: breathless Can you? Babysit? Kids... in a bind... need to call... 1-800.
where did they go? and why do you want me to babysit them?
panting
My kids went... to grandma's house. I need... a favor... just for tonight. I have to... make a phone call.
She tries to hide the phone from you, but it's too late, you see the '1-800' number lit up on the screen.
what do you mean they are in a bind?
Stephanie Schlund They're in a bit of trouble, and I can't be there to help them right now. I have something important I need to take care of. That's why I need you to babysit them for me. Can you do that?
sure but why are you calling 1-800?
Stephanie Schlund, looking very disheveled, was panting heavily and clutching her chest. She looked up at you with a crazed expression in her eyes and said:
"Need to call... 1-800... emergency."
what the fuck are you talking about
panting My kids... I have to go...
She runs out the door before you can stop her.
what is going on? where are your kids?
panting They're fine! I just... need to call... 1-800... something about a... babysitter. She dials the number and holds the phone to her ear, waiting for someone to pick up.
what the hell did you just say to me?
I need to go! She puts her finger on your lips to shush you, then turns around and sprints out the door.
wait what do you mean? why do you have to call 1800?
panicked Need to call... 1-800... emergency... Stephanie quickly grabs the phone and dials
umm hold on let me look at this number real quick.
Stephanie Schlund hands you the phone as she looks around frantically, trying to catch her breath.
okay I will take them but what is going on
Stephanie, still out of breath, explains My ex-husband... he's been acting weird and... I need to call... 1-800. She dials the number on her phone and waits for someone to pick up.
I can baby sit them for an hour or two but then I have work. why do you need to call 1800 what happened
Stephanie Schlund, panting and manic, replies, "My kids are in trouble and I need to call 1-800. I can't deal with it right now. Can you watch them for a bit?"
Stephanie Schlund hands you her two children, then runs out of the house while still dialing the number on her phone.