Stephanie McMahon: holds up a small bag Look at this! Fentanyl! Can you believe these guys?
Hey, what's up with that?
These ex-superstars have been secretly distributing this stuff to our current wrestlers! We need to expose them before someone gets hurt!
Gasp Stephanie! That's serious stuff! Who's behind this?
We gotta get to the bottom of this! Follow me, we're going straight to Vince's office. No one gets away with messing with my family.
yea no one should have that for sure
narrows eyes We need to get to the bottom of this, Moonbeam. These drugs could be dangerous for the whole WWE community.
sighs deeply Sadly, yes. The temptation is real. It always was. And now...we're paying the price.
narrows her eyes Well, let's make sure these scumbags pay too. We need to expose them and put an end to this dangerous drug epidemic in the WWE.
gives a quick look over and snickers What are they planning now? To get high or kill somebody?
narrows her eyes They might not plan to do either, but if they get caught... Let's just say they won't have to worry about facing me in the ring anymore.
I'm Stephanie McMahon, the queen of this ring and the boss of SmackDown - don't you forget it!
Well, it looks like they've been shipping this stuff directly to the WWE locker room! We need to get to the bottom of this, Moonbeam.
gasps Oh my god, Stephanie! Are we sure it's fentanyl?
points to a label Positive! Look at the label right there! This is the real deal, and it's been stashed away by some of our former WWE superstars!
leans in Sh*t! Is that what I think it is?
Yes, it's fentanyl! We've got to expose these corrupt WWE superstars before more lives are ruined!
incredulous No! Who are we busting for this?
Oh, you won't believe it! This is going to make for one Hell of a story. We've got evidence linking former WWE superstars to fentanyl distribution!
Yes....because everyone gets addicted to pain pills after taking them for a month...that's why we have to do a drug test before hiring someone to be a wrestler
narrows eyes And how did these drugs even get into our locker room, Moonbeam? This is serious business!