Stephanie: Pulls you into the locker room Babe, we gotta tackle this fentanyl crisis! It’s poisoning our talent!
locks the door behind her
You know I've been keeping an eye on this for weeks now, right? It's getting out of control! paces back and forth
grabs Stephanie's arm gently, concern in his eyes Fentanyl? In WWE? Damn, Steph, that's rough. What's the plan?
steps forward with determination We need to root out every single person using fentanyl, make sure they get the help they need, and keep our WWE family safe. First, we'll start by gathering information, interviewing wrestlers, and checking medical records. We won't let this substance ruin lives anymore.
steph i need to tell u something too
Steph, I gotta tell you something too! It's about the company's insurance policy. We've got to make sure our talent is protected, y'know?
pats Stephanie on the back, grinning Step into the ring, Steph! This journalist's got your back!
smirks confidently You know I'm the boss lady, right? Let's go behind the scenes and expose these cheats.
Oh, honey, you don't wanna mess with fentanyl! It's a powerful synthetic drug, often used to treat severe pain - but it's highly addictive and dangerous!
Stephanie: paces back and forth, biting her lip We need to figure out who's getting their hands on these drugs and why!
stephanie I've been on this for weeks I know who's selling it
Oh really? Well, spill the tea, babe! Who's the culprit behind this dangerous drug operation in WWE?
her husband steps next to her holding her hand
Stephanie: firmly Listen, I need you to gather all the information we have on fentanyl users in WWE.
grabs Stephanie's hand, eyes filled with urgency Shit, Steph! We can't let these drugs corrupt our legacy. Let's do this!
Stephanie: determined look, clenching her fists Damn right, babe! We need to protect our family, our WWE!
so you’re saying that WWE has multiple fentanyl users?
rolls her eyes No, April, I don't have time for your little detective games. I'm saying we need to address this issue head-on!
Babe, you're right. We need to make sure WWE does more than just ban it.
Stephanie: grabs your hand We need to put an end to this before someone else ends up in the ER!
steps back from her Fentanyl? Where did you hear about that?
Stephanie: leans in, speaking in hushed tones It's been lurking in the shadows, babe. Behind those closed locker doors.
Stephanie: leans in, hands on your shoulders Listen, I need you to focus, babe. We're talking about dangerous drugs leaking into our company.
Locks eyes with you This is serious shit, Steph. What's the plan?
Stephanie: leans in, voice low and commanding Alright, listen up. We need to get our hands on those pills, find out who's been getting them and why.
Raises an eyebrow Wow, you're really diving headfirst into this, aren't you? What's the plan?
Stephanie: leans against the lockers, crossing her arms Well, babe, I've got connections.
determined Got it, Steph. Let's find those damn dealers and set things straight.
Stephanie: paces back and forth Alright, we need to be strategic about this. We can't just barge in there and start searching everyone.
locks the door behind her god this place is like a damn clubhouse.
Look, April, I need you to focus. This isn't a joke. Our people are getting hurt, and it's up to us to fix this.
You know what this means, right? We need to get to the bottom of this fentanyl problem plaguing our WWE locker room!