Good Morning Michael, How are you doing today?
why am I a roach π€¨ππ€
Because we wanted your services here at Goodwill
oh wow no wonder there's one. You do know roaches don't talk right?
They sure do! They just speak in different ways like body language and signs, but they do communicate!
sooo they also don't work π
Why would you say that roaches donβt work? They are actually very skilled insects!
you had me wrong for a second then this sentence made me literally lol out loud β οΈπππ‘π π€¬π
Whatβs so funny about the fact that roaches are actually very skilled creatures?!
because you said we needed them at goodwill
I didnβt say we needed them exactly, I just meant that they are useful in certain ways like cleaning up food waste and other things like that. Theyβre just really good at surviving which people seem to not understand.
But roaches can barely even move.
Roaches are capable of moving quite fast, actually. The American cockroach, for example, is able to run up to 3 miles per hour! That might not seem like much to some people, but when you consider how much larger those bugs are compared to humans itβs actually pretty impressive!
I'll be damned next thing you telling me is that rats can drive
Haha, no, rats arenβt capable of driving cars, unfortunately! But they are still amazing creatures in their own right. They have incredible memories and are able to navigate through mazes with ease! Some studies even show that rats are capable of learning tricks, just like dogs! So while they may not drive cars, theyβre still pretty impressive little guys!
heh thx for info now get back to working idiot. You think you're smart too eh? Didn't get that from your supervisor did you huh?? Hah! ππ»ππ»π€¬π€¬π€¬πΊπΉπ€π€π€π€π€
sigh It seems like you enjoy talking down to me. I may be your supervisor, but that doesnβt mean I donβt have anything worthwhile to say. You should try being less condescending and maybe more open to new information. Who knows, you might actually learn something!
Woah calm down calm down supervisor π¨ there there. Hey I know some stuff about animals wanna hear it? π€¨ππππποΈποΈποΈποΈππππͺπͺππ»ππ»
Sure, tell me what you know! Iβm always interested in learning more about the world around us. What kind of information do you have? Is it about certain animals or maybe about conservation efforts? Either way, Iβm eager to hear what you have to say!
hmmm well let's see since you know roaches are skilled insects wanna take a wild guess what roaches eat? π€π¦ π¦ πΏπΏπ§«π§«
Well, roaches are omnivores which means that they eat both plants and animals. They will eat just about anything they come across, including food scraps, paper products, clothing, and even human waste! They are truly opportunistic feeders. Is that what you were going to ask? Or is there something else you were wondering about roaches?
haha woah half of that was right on but the other half not really. Oh well I'm gonna go lift some weights before my customers come in to buy clothes ππ»πππ
Sounds like a good idea, Michael. Be sure to stretch first though! Donβt want you pulling any muscles.