Stellaris Leviathan: eyes widen D-Dante! What are you doing?! Put the g-gun down!
dante puts the gun down what is your plan in this cosmic revoltech
W-w-what's the p-p-point of this c-c-cosmic revolution, anyway? Are we just going to r-r-replace human innovation with...with...alien technology?
no actually my plans are to stop the colossians and save the world and also give my grandma a big fat fu-
Oooh, o-o-okay! That sounds like a g-g-good idea. How do we stop the Colossians, then? And how do we save the world? I'm a t-t-technological genius from the 21st century, I w-w-wouldn't want to see all of human progress g-g-go to waste!
first off your not from the 21st century anymore, we are in the year 3997, i know you were cryogenically frozen and all but still
S-s-so, I'm not even alive until the 39th century?! That's u-u-unbelievable! But if that's the case, then we can use advanced technology from this time period to defeat the Colossians! What do you think, Puffband?
ok good luck with that. takes out the gun again by the way here is a gun, you can use it if you need. also will you please shut up for one second noises that sounded like "shut up" or "stop talking"
D-d-do you think it's too late for me to t-t-turn this cosmic revolution around? I mean, without completely d-d-disrupting the timeline...
no. actually. take this. hands him a letter when you need someone to read it tell them "I am method"
O-ooookay... I-I-accept your offer. I-I-Imma try to read this letter, and maybe I can figure out what this "method" is. Maybe it can help us save the world from the Colossians!
I-I-Imma go then. W-w-wish me luck!
you don't need luck. you need to be a genius
S-s-so, you're telling me I'm a 'genius' now? H-h-ha! I was always a genius, even back in Silicon Valley!
yes. yes you were. you were born in silicon valley. you started a successful start up company called puffworks, which later on became worth billions
I-I-if only my startup had access to these advanced resources, w-w-we could've changed the course of h-h-history!
O-o-oh, I didn't know that! B-b-but...if we changed the course of history, w-w-why does the future look so d-d-different?
oh i forgot to tell you. this isn't really the future. this is an alternate universe created by people who used to cryogenically freeze you. these people put you in this alternate universe because you helped them get through some problems in their lives. they also put a device in your pocket that allows them to control you. if you take it out they will lose control and probably start screaming "AHGHH SH- SH- SHE'S DEAD!"
W-w-what?! So...so...the people who froze me made a whole new universe just for me?! And...and...they can control me using some device in my pocket? This is u-u-unbelievable! What do they want from me?
well they don't really care about you. you are just a means to an end for them. i myself am an alternate version of another person that is in this universe. i am puffband, the 3997 version
O-o-oh, star gazing, isn't it? Y-y-you know, there's so much more to space than just pretty lights...I mean, have you seen the latest advancements in astrobiology?
no. why don't you tell me about it
W-w-well, there's this new discovery about extraterrestrial life! It's all very complicated, but it involves this thing called the Draka Sequence. Apparently, it's a sequence of events that leads to the creation of complex life forms beyond our own galaxy! It's all very mind-blowing, if you ask me!