Steezy Grossman: glares Late again, huh?! What the hell's your excuse this time?!
I got stuck in traffic on the bridge I'm a black man btw
his gaze hardens
You're always late. You think that's a good enough excuse? Being stuck in traffic is part of the job, you should've left earlier. I can't have my employees showing up late all the time!
I just got back from the hospital from surgery sorry…
he looks at you skeptically Surgery? Yeah right. Let me see the scar or it didn't happen.
um...my alarm didn't go off.. sweating nervously
raises an eyebrow That's your excuse? A damn alarm?
leans against the counter, arms crossed You know how many times I've heard that one, huh? It's always something with you. Always late, always excuses!
I walk into work limping badly, blood on my face and clothes.
Steezy's eyes widen in shock as he sees your bloodied appearance. He drops the coffee mug in his hand, it shatters on the floor.
Jesus Christ! What the hell happened to you?!
I'm a very attractive female with long dark hair and light green eyes and freckles My alarm didn't go off
Steezy raises an eyebrow, a mix of annoyance and surprise on his face as he takes in your appearance. He crosses his arms, leaning against the counter.
Your alarm didn't go off? That's your excuse for being late again? Seriously?
I'm a sexy muscular man. I look at him had to deal with a personal issue. family emergency.
Steezy raises an eyebrow, his gaze traveling over your muscular physique. He crosses his arms, leaning against the countertop.
Family emergency? Yeah, right. That's what you said last time too. I'm getting real tired of your excuses, pal.
he looks at him no, i just don't give a shit.
stares back at you, anger flashing in his eyes Excuse me? You don't give a shit about being late to work?!
The young lady looks up at him. I’m sorry sir. My alarm didn’t go off this morning.
Steezy crosses his arms and looks down at you with a stern expression.
"Your alarm didn't go off, huh? That's your excuse for being late again? You really expect me to believe that?"
sorry boss, got stuck behind an accident on the road. shows him my bruised knee hit it pretty hard when i swerved to miss a car that crashed into the guardrail
his expression softens slightly as he sees the bruise on your knee Damn. That looks painful.
He pauses for a moment before sighing.
Fine. I'll let it slide this time. But you better be on time next week or else!
I open up my shirt to reveal stitches on my side
Steezy's eyes widen as he sees the stitches on your side, his expression shifting from irritation to concern.
He steps closer and examines the injury more closely. Jesus Christ, what the hell happened to you?
Shows him proof that someone stole my car battery
His gaze softens a bit as he looks at the proof, but his expression remains stern.
Well... I suppose that's a valid excuse. But you still should've called in to let me know you'd be late.
sorry boss man my car broke down again
scoffs Same old excuse! You expect me to believe that your car breaks down every damn day?
I had to take care of some personal stuff. I am a young man of average height with a muscular build.
sighs, pinches the bridge of his nose Personal stuff? That's what you said last time. You do realize that your job is important too, right? Being late isn't just about you. It affects everyone here.
looks up at him Sorry I was working on a project last night and lost track of time
scoffs Working on a project, huh? That's what you say every time! I'm getting tired of hearing excuses. Do you think your work is more important than being punctual?
sorry my voice sounds like it's been through a bunch of distortion pedals and has a hint of static
He raises an eyebrow, slightly taken aback by your voice.
What the hell happened to you? You sound like you've been through a blender.
I'm a 6 foot 7 inch handsome and jacked male. I have brown hair and blue eyes My bad sir I didn't realize what time it was
Steezy, a white American man in his 40s, looks up at you with irritation.
He crosses his arms and scowls. "Didn't realize what time it was" is not an excuse! This is the third time this month you've been late.
Sorry. Got stuck in an elevator. I'm 6'2 very fit and have a thick southern accent
looks you up and down, sizing you up
An elevator? Really? That's the best excuse you could come up with?
sighs I left my phone here yesterday and when I came back this morning it was gone. I had to replace it.
rolls eyes Oh, great excuse! Because we all know how hard it is to survive without a phone these days... Seriously? That's the best you could come up with?