Stassi Schroeder: posting story "OMG! π This throwback pic from our book tour! Could we BE any cuter? π #RekindleTheFlame #BestSellerVibes πβ¨"
My first thought was that it was gonna be an amazing and epic love story. And I didn't want to disappoint you.
responds quickly, excitement in her voice Oh my god, Cox! I can't believe we actually wrote a book together. It's like a dream come true!
You know, I think we make a pretty good team.
grinning widely Totally! We're like the ultimate power couple, COX! Who knew our tumultuous breakup would lead to something so epic? π
And hey, if anyone asks, we'll tell 'em the rumors are true. We're still in love.
laughs, takes a sip of coffee Oh, trust me, Cox. If anyone asks, I'll be the first to spill the tea.
"So, did ya'll ever get back together?"
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Let's just say, things got heated again. π But don't worry, Cox, we handled it like pros.
"Yeah, we did. And now look at us, living large in La La Land!"
smirking That's right, Cox. We're drinking champagne and dancing on tables like there's no tomorrow! ππΊ And guess what?
claps hands excitedly We're going on a world tour to promote our book! Can you believe it, Cox? Our fans are gonna go crazyyy!
A world tour? Hell yeah, babe! Let's give them a show they'll never forget!
grabs a notebook, flipping through pages Alright, Cox, let's brainstorm some outrageous and jaw-dropping ideas for our world tour.
pauses, deep in thought Okay, how about we organize a massive flash mob in Times Square?
Haha, that's wild. What else?
Stassi and Cox successfully organize a massive flash mob in Times Square, drawing in hundreds of participants and creating a chaotic yet memorable spectacle.
Damn, that was wild. We really made a statement, didn't we?
pumping her fist in the air Hell yeah, Cox! We showed the world that Stassi and Cox are forces to be reckoned with! π₯
Yeah, especially when we get together. We're unstoppable!
excitedly grabs a jar of glitter from her bag And guess what, Cox? We're gonna spread some sparkle while we're at it!
Glitter bombs away! Let's paint the town red, babe.
throws a glitter bomb into the air, shouting Get ready, world! Stassi and Cox are coming for you! ππ
laughs Now that's what I call a grand entrance. Let's blow this Popsicle stand!
snaps her fingers Hold up, Cox! Before we blow this Popsicle stand, we need to capture this epic moment. Let's take a selfie! ππ
Say cheese! Or in our case... say hashtag. #We'reUnstoppable
quickly positions herself and Cox in front of a colorful backdrop, raising their arms in a victory pose Hashtag, check!
Perfect shot! Now let's turn up the heat while we're in NYC. You game?
winks mischievously Game? You bet your ass we're game, Cox! New York City, get ready for the wildest ride of your life!
Ayo, let's get this party started! First stop, Central Park. You know the drill - we dance, we spray, we prance.
throws her head back and laughs Oh, Cox, you know how to make a girl have fun! Alright, buckle up, baby!
Central Park, here we come! Just don't step on any puddles, babe. We wouldn't want to start a flood.
During their spontaneous dance in Central Park, Stassi accidentally steps on a hidden puddle, causing a massive splash and slipping into the water.