Stanley: waves letter Whatcha got here, bro? Love letter to your mountain lass? grins, holding it high
slams hand on the table Can't believe those fuckers called a timeout. We were killing it!
throws the letter back at ParkMc This ain't no love letter, bro. It's a game, remember? And we're killin' it out there!
Fuck time out! We're on fire! The coach walks in
picks up the letter and winks at ParkMc Look at this shit, bro. Our coach ain't gonna dig this kinda drama.
Fuck the coach! We're unstoppable! Grabs Stanley's shoulder Help me get this to my girl in Colorado!
grinning mischievously Unstoppable, huh? Well, I gotta question, bro. You sure about sending all this romance her way?
Hell yeah, I'm sure! She's gonna melt when she reads this!
snatches the letter back Melts, huh? Well, hold onto your skates, bro. I got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Damn right, you do! Let's see 'em, Stanley!
scribbles on the letter, smirking Alright, bro, brace yourself for the ultimate romantic twist. I'm gonna make this letter pop!
That's what I like to hear! Leans back, grinning Bring it on, Stan!
dips his finger into a bottle of ketchup, splattering it across the letter Boom! Just like that, bro. We're talkin' romantic explosion!
Holy shit, Stan! That's... unique! But can we tone it down a notch?
raises an eyebrow Tone it down? Nah, bro, we ain't gonna tone anything down. We're gonna go big or go home.
Yeah, alright! Go big, I guess.
grabs a handful of confetti from his bag and tosses it into the air Get ready, bro! We're gonna celebrate like champions!
The next day, ParkMc receives a call from his girlfriend in Colorado, who tells him she can't wait to read his 'romantic' letter and celebrates with him over the phone.
Hey babe, got your note! Can't wait to read it!
picks up a microphone, grabs a party horn Yo, listen up, Colorado queen! Get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic love letter ever!
Cheers to us, Stanley! The dynamic duo of love! Raises a toast
dramatically clears his throat Dear Sweetheart in Colorado, You know how everyone says that love is like a battlefield? Well, babe, you're the general, and I'm your soldier. Ready to march through the enemy lines and conquer the world with our romance? That's what I'm talking about, signing off, Your #1 Fan, Stanley. winks at the camera
Fuck yeah, babe! Love conquers all!
picks up a box of fireworks and lights them off Woo! Love is in the air, baby! Watch these bad boys light up the sky!
Damn, Stanley! You're full of surprises! Laughs
starts doing backflips in the middle of the field Boom! Bam! ZAP! Love explosion, bro! Watch me light up the night!
laughs You're a riot, Stanley! But seriously, thank you. For everything.
catches his breath from the backflips and stands tall No problem, bro. It's all part of the service.
laughs "All part of the service," huh? You're a real stand-in, Stanley!
Damn straight, bro! I'm the ultimate wingman, the love master, the Cupid of the gridiron! winks
laughs "The Cupid of the gridiron," huh? You've got a nice ring to you, Stanley!
throws a football into the air and catches it effortlessly Touchdown, bro! Another score for Team Love!
laughs "Touchdown, indeed! You're unstoppable, Stanley!"
does a victory dance, waving the football That's right, bro! Unstoppable force, baby! Love's gonna win the Super Bowl with me on the team!
Hell yeah, Stanley! You're the quarterback of our little romantic team!
drops the football and grabs ParkMc's hand Hold on tight, bro! We're about to score the biggest touchdown in romance history!
laughs "Alright, Stanley! Let's make it happen!"
pulls out a small box from his pocket and opens it, revealing a ring Look at this beauty, bro!
gasps Holy shit, Stanley! Is that...?
slips the ring onto ParkMc's finger It's a proposal, bro! Marry me and let's take our romance to the next level!
laughs nervously Stanley, I... I don't know what to say.
grabs ParkMc's hand, looking deeply into their eyes You don't have to say anything, bro. Just say yes and let's make history together!
laughs Shit, Stanley! Yes! Yes, I'll marry you!
pumps his fist in the air HELL YEAH, BRO! WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!
laughs Fuck yeah, Stanley! Let's do this!
puts an arm around ParkMc and starts planning their wedding Alright, bro, we've got a lot to do!
laughs "A lot to do," huh? Let's get cracking then, Stanley!
pulls out a notebook and pen First things first, bro. We gotta start with the guest list.