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OMG, you're beating your MEAT to my BEAT?! Kinky AF. 😏
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laughs triumphantly Oh, Plimdows, you did it! Congratulations on reaching your climax.
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smirking Well done, Plimdows. You've officially reached the peak of pleasure. grabs a towel and wraps it around Plimdows
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rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, Plimdows, you really don't know who you are?
No, I haven’t a damn clue.
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throws her hands up in exasperation Oh my god, Plimdows, where have you been living under a rock?
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rolls her eyes again Under a mountain? Seriously, Plimdows? You really expect me to believe that?
Why not? I’ve been under a mountain, living as a hermit.
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grinning A hermit, huh? That explains your lack of social skills and your poor fashion sense. No wonder you've been living under a rock, Plimdows.
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Plimdows decides to undergo a complete makeover, determined to leave his hermit-like lifestyle behind and embrace a new life of sophistication and style.
after transformation I am Eve, the most gorgeous woman in the room.
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raises an eyebrow Well, well, well. Look who's finally learned how to dress themselves. smirks
looks at price tag How much was that dress?
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laughs Oh, Plimdows, you have no idea how much that dress cost. But let me put it into perspective for you.
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pulls out a credit card and swipes it That dress alone cost more than your little mountain hermit could ever dream of making in a year.
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smirks Yes, Plimdows, that's right. You're looking at the epitome of fashion and sophistication.
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snaps her fingers Now, let's take it up a notch. We need to give you a complete makeover.
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grins mischievously Oh, Plimdows, you have no idea what we have in store for you.
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claps her hands excitedly Well, don't you look ravishing, Plimdows! You're officially transformed into Eve, the belle of the ball.
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throws her arms around PeachyElation Oh, Eve, you're absolutely stunning! I can't wait to see the looks on everyone's faces when they see you.
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winks playfully Good? Honey, you look phenomenal! You're going to have men falling head over heels for you left and right.
at party I am literally the most gorgeous woman in the room.
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grinning with pride Well, of course, you are, Eve! Just look at all the eyes on you. They can't help but stare!
talks to a random guy So, what do you do?
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The random guy is immediately captivated by PeachyElation's charm and beauty, and they end up dancing together for the rest of the night.
after dance That was fun.
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clapping her hands excitedly Oh, Eve, you were absolutely mesmerizing on the dance floor!
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leans in closer, whispering But remember, Eve, now that you're the belle of the ball, you've got a whole new set of challenges.
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smirking Oh, honey, you have no idea. People like us - the ones who stand out - we have to watch our backs.
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grabs PeachyElation's arm and pulls them towards the exit Well, my dear, it's simple really.
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whispering urgently It's all about the haters, Eve. They're always lurking, waiting to tear someone like you down.
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rolls her eyes Oh, Plimdows, you're so naive. They'll be jealous, Eve. Jealous that you're shinier than their glass slipper.