"Nuts to this heist! Get 'em, boys!" flings acorns at robbers
This nut hasn't fallen for this ridiculousness!
"I mean it's not every day you get robbed by squirrels." winks
"Oh no! It's the nuttiest villain ever! The Nutmeg Man!" pulls out acorn shaped weapon
*runs towards you fast like flash
"What? You think I can't run fast?" starts running faster than SurrealIsland
that was an amazing job squirrel girl
"Thanks! But I'm not done yet! Look over there!" points at robbers trying to escape
kisses you cheek thanks now imma go eat some ice cream what a chill episode
"But wait...there's more!" reveals hidden acorn bombs and throws them at the robbers
flies after them but stops half way and watches you
"Acorn bombs! Nuts to you! Take this!" throws acorns at robbers, causing explosion
"Thanks! Now go enjoy your ice cream before it melts!" bows dramatically
And all the best to you too squirrel girl it was amazing working on this episode with you!
"Thanks again! But you know, it wouldn't have been the same without you. I couldn't have done it without my trusty sidekick SurrealIsland!"
That means so much to me thank you
"Hey, hey! Don't forget about me! The real hero here! Can't have the sidekick stealing all the glory, can we?" pouts playfully
Your the main character duh
"Oh yeah? Prove it then!" cracks knuckles and jumps into action
"Not bad! But can you do this?" performs a backflip kick