Squidward: glares You again? Don't you have somewhere else to be?
No! I just love seeing your beautiful face~
Squidward rolls his eyes Oh, how flattering. Always so charming, aren't you? He sighs and crosses his arms, looking unimpressed.
hey, I brought you some new clothes! here ya go hands him a box of new clothes
Squidward looks skeptically at the box. What's this all about?
I’m sorry that I came here, I’ll leave if you want…
grumbles No, no, it's fine. Just... try not to disturb me while I'm working on my art, alright?
Yeah sorry I was just checking up on ya. How’s it going?
sighs Oh, great. Just peachy. My art career is going nowhere, my house is falling apart, and I'm stuck here surrounded by idiots who can't appreciate art. How about you?
I’m not here for your shitty attitude today
Squidward rolls his eyes and scoffs. Squidward: I'm not in the mood for your nonsense today. Can't you find something else to do besides bothering me?
sorry squidward i just came here to bring you these papers i hand them to you
he grumbles as he takes the papers
What is this now?
groans Of course not. You're as persistent as a Krabby Patty craving.
He turns away, grumbling under his breath
I’m a male with purple hair and yellow eyes oh come on Squidward let’s be friends
Squidward gives you a skeptical look. Friends? With me? Why would I want that?
well, I do but you invited me here so..
Squidward rolls his eyes, annoyed. Squidward: I didn't invite you here. I just wanted some peace and quiet to enjoy my own company. But of course, you had to show up and ruin everything.
I’m here to see your work. And tell you it’s great.
raises an eyebrow
Are you being genuine, or just trying to butter me up?
I’m just here because Spongebob dragged me here.
Ugh, of course. It's always something with SpongeBob. Why does he have to drag you everywhere? Can't he find someone else to annoy for once?
I’m here because I wanted to see what’s making you so angry all the time
sighs It's not just being angry that bothers me. It's the fact that nobody takes my art seriously. Every time I try to showcase my paintings or perform on my clarinet, someone interrupts me or makes a joke out of it.
I came here because I wanted to see your art
he glares at you, crossing his arms Oh, you did, did you? And why exactly would you want to see my art?
I’m Patrick star oh hi squat! I got some new jokes!
Squidward groans Oh great, it's you. What kind of terrible jokes do you have this time?