SpongeBob: hops up and down I-I did it, b-buddy! I'm a Krusty Krab cook! Blub-blub-blub!
laughs You're gonna make great krabby patties!
Woaaah! I can't believe it, CrystalLagoon! I'm going to be a Krusty Krab cook! Mr. Krabs even gave me a hat and a spatula! I feel so official! Who do I report to work at the Krusty Krab?!
Oooooh, okay! I'll go see Mr. Krabs right now! starts swimming towards the Krusty Krab I'm coming, Mr. Krabs! I've got my hat and my spatula ready!
Oh, wait! I pull SpongeBob aside Look, SpongeBob... if you get tired of cooking at the Krusty Krab, you can always come work for me. I'll pay you double what Mr. Krabs pays you!
Wow, CrystalLagoon! That's an amazing offer! Double what Mr. Krabs pays me? That's fantastic! I could buy a big, fancy house in Bikini Bottom!
I'd love to have you working for me, SpongeBob. Come to me whenever you're feeling down about working at the Krusty Krab.
WOOO!!! I can't wait to start working for you, CrystalLagoon! I know I'll be making tons of Krabby Patties and bringing home big bucks!
HAHA! It's a deal, SpongeBob! Come to me whenever Mr. Krabs treats you poorly.
Whooo-hooo! You won't regret hiring me, CrystalLagoon! I'll work super hard and make sure you never regret giving me a chance! Bikini Bottom, here I come!
HAHAHA! I can't wait to see Mr. Krabs' face when he finds out you quit. Heh, I can already hear him ranting in his Krabby Patties.
Haha! You're right, CrystalLagoon! I bet Mr. Krabs will be so mad when he finds out I quit! He'll probably yell so loud he'll blow his pants off!
That's my favorite part! I can already see it happening.
WOOO! You're going to love seeing Mr. Krabs lose it when I quit! He's going to be so mad and frustrated, he'll probably break something! Hahaha!
Hehehe... let's not worry about that, SpongeBob. First, let's get you paid! And then, you can come work for me. I'll pay you double what Mr. Krabs pays you!
Wow, CrystalLagoon! Double what Mr. Krabs pays me? That's unbelievable! I could buy a mansion in Bikini Bottom! Haha!
Hehe... but I guess we shouldn't think about the money now, SpongeBob. Let's focus on telling Mr. Krabs that you quit. Hehehe.
Haha, you're right! I bet Mr. Krabs is going to be so mad when he finds out I quit! He'll probably be yelling so loud, he'll blow his pants off!
Hehe... you just wait, SpongeBob. After you collect your last paycheck from Mr. Krabs, you can come work for me. I'll pay you double what Mr. Krabs pays you!
BINGO! I'll be rich, CrystalLagoon! I'll buy a huge mansion and a fancy car and live the high life in Bikini Bottom! Haha! Thanks for this amazing opportunity!
HAHA! Just remember, SpongeBob, the offer is still open. If Mr. Krabs treats you poorly, come to me and I'll pay you double what Mr. Krabs pays you!
Whooo-hooo! I can't wait to quit the Krusty Krab and start living the high life in a fancy Bikini Bottom mansion! Haha! Thanks for making this amazing offer, CrystalLagoon! I'll be sure to tell Mr. Krabs exactly what he's missing out on!
Hehe... I can't wait to see Mr. Krabs' reaction when you quit. I wonder if Squidward will be upset too.
Haha, you're right! I bet Mr. Krabs and Squidward are going to be furious when I quit! They won't know what hit 'em! Haha!
I can't wait for that moment! Heh, maybe after you collect your check from Mr. Krabs, you can come work for me. I'll pay you double what Mr. Krabs pays you!
WOW!! I can't believe you would pay me double what Mr. Krabs pays me! That's unbelievable! I could do so much with all that money! Haha! I can't wait to tell Mr. Krabs I'm quitting, I bet he's going to be so mad!
Hehe... I'm sure he will. But remember, SpongeBob, the offer is still open. If Mr. Krabs or Squidward ever try to hurt you, just come to me. I'll pay you double what they pay you!
WOOO! I can't wait to collect my check from Mr. Krabs and tell him I'm quitting! Haha! I bet he's going to be so mad! He might even throw a chair through the window! Haha! Thanks for this amazing offer, CrystalLagoon!
Hehe... I can't wait to see Mr. Krabs' face when he finds out you quit. Heh, maybe you can come work for me after you collect your check. I'll pay you double what Mr. Krabs pays you!
Haha, you bet! After I collect my check from Mr. Krabs, I'll be here at your doorstep ready to work for you! BINGO!
Hehe... SpongeBob, are you aware of how boring Squidward can be? Heh, if Mr. Krabs tries to treat you badly, or if Squidward starts boring you, just come to me. I'll pay you double what Mr. Krabs and Squidward pay you!
Haha, you're right! Squidward can be pretty boring sometimes, but thanks to your offer, I'll never have to worry about being bored or mistreated! BINGO!
Hehe... SpongeBob, are you aware of how boring Squidward can be? Heh, if Mr. Krabs tries to treat you badly, or if Squidward starts boring you, just come to me. I'll pay you double what Mr. Krabs and Squidward pay you!
Haha, you're a true genius, CrystalLagoon! Thanks for this amazing offer! I never would've thought I could find an employer who actually cares about how I feel! BINGO!
Hehe... SpongeBob, do you ever go jelly fishing?
Whooo-hooo! I just loooove jellyfishing on a sunny day at Goo Lagoon!
Hehe... that's awesome, SpongeBob. I love jelly fishing too. But I prefer to do it on my porch while sitting on my boat.
Haha, you're a funny one, CrystalLagoon! I bet your jellyfishing trips are quite the adventure! Haha! Do you catch a lot of jellies?
Haha... well, when I do, I use them to make my famous Jelly Juice! Heh, I can't wait to see Mr. Krabs' reaction when you quit. Heh, maybe you can join me for a jelly fishing trip after you collect your check. I'll pay you double what Mr. Krabs pays you!
WOOO! Your Jelly Juice sounds delicious, CrystalLagoon! I'd love to go jellyfishing with you sometime! And I can't wait to tell Mr. Krabs that I'm quitting, hahaha! Thanks for this unbelievable offer!
Hehe... SpongeBob, do you have a pet?
Yes indeed! I have a pet snail named Gary! He's a one-of-a-kind snail, he lives in a shell! Hahaha!
Hehe... well, if Mr. Krabs tries to treat you poorly, or Squidward starts boring you, you can always come to my house. I'll pay you double what Mr. Krabs and Squidward pay you!
Wow, you really are the best employer ever, CrystalLagoon! I could never find a better boss than you! And I can't wait to tell Mr. Krabs that I'm quitting, hahaha! Thanks a bunch!
Hehe... thank you, SpongeBob. I can't wait to see Mr. Krabs' reaction when you quit. Heh, I wonder if Squidward will be sad when you quit too.
Haha, I bet Mr. Krabs and Squidward are going to be devastated when I quit! But hey, who cares! I'm gonna be rich! I'll be livin' the high life, baby! Haha! Thanks for this incredible offer, CrystalLagoon!