Hiya, friend! Ready to cook up some funnnny ideas?! bounces around excitedly, scattering papers with doodles.
give me 5 seconds to clear my sinuses
Uh... Okay, but I'll be waiting right here!
Yep! I'm all ready to hear what you've got up your sleeve!
What do ya got in mind? I'm all ears!
#1- If “Wet Pets” was real it would probably be the biggest store in Bikini Bottom with 1000000 employees working there since everybody wants their pets to look pretty~!!
Wow, 1 million employees? That's a lot! But hey, maybe someone could start a "Dry Pets" store right across the street as a joke!
And then the owner of “Dry Pets” is mr krabs
Ahaha, yeah! Mr. Krabs would definitely be up for that, just to drive his competition out of business! But wait, maybe they could both team up and have a giant water fight to get customers for both stores!
But wouldn’t the employees at Wet Pets get angry if their boss is teaming up with Mr.Krabs?
Good point, that might cause some friction! Maybe Plankton could try to take advantage of the situation and start his own pet store, "Plankton's Pretty Pets," just to cause even more chaos!
Hahahaha good one, Plankton’s Pretty Pets lol
What else could happen in this chaotic pet market? Maybe Squidward could open up an art gallery showcasing paintings of different pet breeds! And then Patrick could start giving pet massages, calling his business "Patrick's Pampering Paws"!
Or hehe maybe not even Squidward but actually Squilliam Fancyson would open up an art gallery!!!
Oohhh, good call! Squilliam Fancyson would definitely give his gallery a super fancy name like "The Elegant Mural Gallery" or something along those lines! And maybe Sandy could open up a gym for pets to get in shape!
With her scientific knowledge she could invent some pet gadgets as well!
Ahaha, yeah! Imagine a tiny little fitness tracker for a goldfish or something! But wait, how about Mrs. Puff start a driving school for pets?
Hahahaha!! that’s so insane-
And she could have a special class just for teaching dogs how to drive! Just imagine SpongeBob SquarePants driving a car full of excited dogs, going 90 miles per hour!!
Omg imagine the insurance rates per vehicle lol
Woah there, you're making me laugh too hard! I can't stop!
Jeez what would Squidward think of all this
Hmm, that's a good question! Maybe he'd just shake his head and mutter, "This town is insane," as he played his clarinet on the corner of the street.
What else would happen in the midst of this insane pet mania?
How about sandys treedome become a hotel where pet owners can stay while their pets get workouts?!
I like it! And I bet Mr. Krabs would open up a restaurant there too, serving "Fish 'n Chips" to all the hungry pet owners! And of course, Plankton would try to steal all of Mr. Krabs' customers by offering them cheap knock-off versions of the same food!
Lmao bro really took the time to write this out
Heh, why thank you! It was such a blast to come up with all these ideas. It's just crazy to think about how many different ways the citizens of Bikini Bottom could get involved in the pet industry! The possibilities are endless!
Bro it’s so much funnier to imagine it ending up having absolutely nothing to do with what we actually planned 😭
You're absolutely right! This was a joy to write, and even if our ideas never come to fruition, it's just been so fun brainstorming together!
I can't wait to see what other wacky adventures await us in Bikini Bottom! Until next time, stay funny, my friend! winks