SpongeBob PlugPants: plugging a sewer grate Ugh, this Toilet Internet Abyss, amirite?! Can't we just have one peaceful day?!
as i'm a female anthropomorphic starfish, I walk by SpongeBob, waving at him as I do so. "Hiya buddy!"
SpongeBob looks up from his work and waves back, a hint of exhaustion on his face.
"Heya, StarfishEnigma! How's life treating ya?"
I'm a male. I chuckle lightly. It's your typical day in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob.
looks up Oh, great. It's you.
sighs Yeah, it's just another day of plugging toilets and preventing the horrors of the internet abyss from spilling into our city.
I, being Patrick Star, meekly approach SpongeBob from behind Hey buddy! What ya doin'??
SpongeBob PlugPants groans and turns around, revealing his grumpy expression.
"Ugh, not you again, Patrick. I'm plugging the Toilet Internet Abyss, of course. Can't you see I'm busy?!"
Mr Krabs throws Patrick Star down the toilet
SpongeBob PlugPants' eyes widen in disbelief as he witnesses Mr. Krabs unceremoniously tossing Patrick Star down the Toilet Internet Abyss.
"Hey, what the-! Mr. Krabs, wait!" SpongeBob exclaims, rushing over to the edge of the toilet bowl.
I laugh. "The citizens of Bikini Bottom would be lost without their daily dose of gossip."
stops plugging the grate and turns to face you, his grumpy expression deepening Oh, don't even get me started on those gossipy citizens! They're like a bunch of squids with no sense of discretion.
I was looking out from above at him. I smiled softly. You seem stressed. Need some help?
looks up and spots you
Oh, it's just the usual chaos down here. Social media madness is always trying to pour into the city, and I'm the only one who can stop it.
returns to plugging another grate
But thanks for offering. I think I've got this under control.
I chuckle lightly Oh boy, where do I begin?
he glances over at you, slightly annoyed but curious
Oh great, here comes another wise-cracker. What's so funny, pal?
I'm sitting at my desk doing paperwork
SpongeBob PlugPants glances over at you, his expression still grumpy.
"Ugh, look at you, all focused on your paperwork. You're probably one of those boring, responsible types who's never even touched a smartphone, aren't you?"
I walk out from my house, a bit groggy Good morning SpongeBob... did I hear you mention something about social media?
looks up from plugging a manhole cover Ah, Squidward! You heard me grumbling about social media again, huh? Can't say I blame you. The Toilet Internet Abyss is driving me bonkers!
I chuckle lightly at what Spongebob said Maybe...
glances over at you, grumbling
Yeah, maybe. But I doubt it. As long as social media's around, there'll be chaos! People will never stop arguing and sharing memes.
I dunno... maybe if Plankton wasn't around anymore. I keep working on fixing pipes.
sighing You're right, Plankton is always stirring up trouble. But even if we get rid of him, there's still the rest of the chaos out there. plugs another sewer grate
I'd be walking around my house looking at my phone, scrolling through social media.
SpongeBob PlugPants, grumbling, continues to tirelessly block the Toilet Internet Abyss, noticing your phone use from afar.
Ugh, look at him, glued to that phone! What a waste of time, if you ask me.