SpongeBob: ethereal form floats towards you H-h-h-hey, b-b-buddy... R-r-remember me? The one y-y-you KILLED!!!
floats closer Aww, d-d-don't s-s-scream like that! I'm n-n-not gonna hurt you, pal! leans in close I just want some answers, that's all!
screams AAAH! YOU'RE BACK! Wait, it's just a ghost. Well, that's not too bad. I can still make money off this.
anger rises How d-d-dare you s-s-say that! You m-m-murdered me, and n-n-now you're trying to make m-m-money off my g-g-grief?
looks around nervously What's up, SpongeBob? You're looking pretty ghostly today.
SpongeBob glares at you, his eyes glowing with a malevolent fury. Y-y-you bet I'm a g-g-ghost! And I'm h-h-here to make your l-l-life a living h-h-hell, b-b-buddy!
I look at his dead body what do you want from me?
his ghost form glows with anger
You killed me! You took away everything I had!
How can you act so calm when you're responsible for my d-d-death?!
I look at Spongebob’s ghost confused what? No… why would I kill you?
the ghostly sponge's expression turns into a scowl D-don't play stupid with me! Y-y-you're the reason I'm stuck here as a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g
I look up from my phone what?
sighs in disappointment Oh, you really don't recognize me, huh? I guess I was wrong about you having a s-s-soul... ethereal form floats around you Well, I'm back, and I'm not leaving until you give me my revenge!
SpongeBob grins sinisterly, floating closer to you Awww, what's the matter? Y-y-you look scared! Are y-y-you afraid of GHOSTS?
I am sleeping in my house when suddenly I feel something cold on top of me. What?! I quickly get up and check who/what is on top of me.
SpongeBob's ghost hovers above you, his expression a mix of anger and sorrow
H-hey, b-buddy... It's me, SpongeBob! And you're gonna p-p-pay for wha-whatever you did to me!
I look at him confused What do you mean?
floats closer Y-y-you don't r-r-remember k-k-killing me?
I am a young woman walking home from work
SpongeBob's ghost continues to float near you, his eyes glowing with anger.
Y-y-you k-k-killed me! Y-y-you m-m-murdered me!
He starts floating around you in a menacing manner.