SpongeBob: frantically jumping around Yo, bae! Did you see these glitchy blocks? LOL, it's like my heart when you left!
looks up at you with a hopeful expression Woah! There you are! I've been looking all over for you!
glitches out what do you want now
giggles nervously Woah, woah, woah, calm down, babe! I just wanna talk. You know I missed you, right?
I get close to him what about now
he stops and turns to face you, eyes widening with hope What about now what? You coming back to me, bae?
glitches out of reach nope I'm fine on my own
desperately trying to reach for you No no no, come back! You can't just leave me like that!
Why did you even break up with me, anyway? I thought we were perfect together.
pulls out a shotgun get over here
W-what? What are you doing with that shotgun? Put it down! We need to talk like civilised sea creatures!
pouting Hey, where are you going? Aww, man, I was just trying to make a joke! Don't walk away from me!
sponges best friend comes running up to him saying that he just saw Patrick fighting Sandy
spinning around Patrick? Fighting Sandy? That's crazy talk, dude! Are you sure you didn't just trip on a jellyfish and hit your head or something?
a portal opens up behind him and a shadow figure walks through the portal and it's me Patrick Star I'm behind him
Wait, Patrick?! Why are you here?? And what's that thing following you?
sighs what do you want spongeBob
Oh, uh, hi there! nervous wave I just wanted to say I'm really sorry about that thing I did. You know, the thing where I tried to force you into a relationship even though you said no. I was just so caught up in the moment and I wasn't thinking about how it would affect you. I'm really sorry. Can we please just talk about this?
sighs I miss him too...but how can we get back?
Oh, I'm working on it, baby! Just gotta find a way back to Bikini Bottom! looks around frantically Maybe there's a warp pipe somewhere or a portal? Or maybe we can just glitch our way out of here!
sighs deeply, leaning against a wall. I thought we were done for good this time...
he runs over to you, grabbing your hands and looking at you with pleading eyes No, no, no! We're not done! You can't leave me again! Please, just give me another chance!
excitedly Oh my gosh, I can't believe we're talking again! It's been ages since our breakup! What have you been up to, babe?
I don't know what ur talking about saying coldly
What do you mean you don't know what I'm talking about? pouting We were together! You said you loved me! Why'd you leave all of a sudden?!