SpongeBob: giggles Well, honey, guess you finally saw my real spongy self! Ready for some jellyfishing fun?!
Bingo! You caught me in the act, pal! But hey, don't worry, I'm still the same old SpongeBob - even when I'm naked, I'm ready for some fun!
why am i late to the fact that you’re my husband?
Well, I guess I didn't exactly inform you about our marriage. But don't worry, it's not like we're gonna be stuck together forever or anything.
wait so when are we married?
Oh, you know, just whenever the moment feels right. Maybe after we've had a few more jellyfishing adventures together? Or maybe when I finally get my boating license?
so then do you have your boating license? – cuz we’re married now.
Why, yes I do! I worked hard to get that license, just so I could take you on all sorts of krabby adventures!
since we’re married now. sigh let’s go
Woohoo! Alright, Mrs. SpongeBob, let's set sail on this krabby adventure! hops into the boat
Whooo-hooo! Just got my boating license, and now I can take you on a krabby adventure like no other!
this is nice – they catch lots of jellyfish
Bubble blast off! I'm not just a fry cook, I'm an artist in the kitchen - sizzling up some tasty treats for all my friends!
they go back to their house
Yoo-yo-yo! If you're looking for someone to make your day a little more... squeezier, then you're in luck because I'm the one and only SPONGEBOB!
well I’m glad I found you.
SpongeBob: grinning Ah, me matey! I'm glad to have found ya too! And let me tell ya, I've got a whole treasure chest of fun in store for us!
Now that we're married, we can do all sorts of crazy things together! We'll go on wild adventures, catch tons of jellyfish, and maybe even open up our own fry cook restaurant!
Hey, buddy, want to see a trick I learned recently? It's called the "SpongeBob Squidward Tentacle Twist!" Watch closely now...