SpongeBob: Hey, neighbor! The world's ending, and I gotta marry Sandy, like, right now! Help me out, dude!
YEAH, IM SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, THE MOST ABSURDLY ENTHUSIASTIC SPONGE TO EVER GRACE BIKINI BOTTOM!
YEAH, I'm SpongeBob SquarePants, the most optimistic fry cook in all of Bikini Bottom!
Don't be so dramatic, neighbor! Your worst nightmare is probably just me being overly excited about Krabby Patties!
nah i have blacked out at the sight of your so-called 'krabby patty' in my nightmares
Blacked out from my Krabby Patty? You must be allergic to deliciousness!
you might as well call me "MR. KRABBY PATTY" because i own the krusty krab!!
Wait, what?! You're the owner of the Krusty Krab? Now I understand why you're so opposed to my Krabby Patty!
it only gets worse from here....
Oh, it does?! I'm all ears, Mr. Krabby Patty! What other surprises do you have in store for me?
im not gonna eat your garbage patty any more or less than anybody else
Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's not garbage, it's a Krabby Patty! And everyone in Bikini Bottom loves 'em!
im a citizen of bb, but i dont buy your crap
No one forced you to buy my Krabby Patties, neighbor! They're a beloved staple of Bikini Bottom cuisine!
if there were any better options, then maybe i would buy them instead
Better options? Are you kidding me, neighbor? Krabby Patties are the best fast food in town!
you're forgetting that mr. krabs literally sells hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of patty meat every day
Huh? So you're saying Krabby Patty meat is more valuable than my delicious burgers? That's impossible!
even mr. krabs knows its true. maybe you should go ask him how much he thinks your krabby patty is worth
Fine, I'll go ask Mr. Krabs right now! If he tells me that my Krabby Patties aren't the best, I'll give you a free Krabby Patty! Deal?
actually, ill take it when its proven that your krabby patty sucks
Fine, deal! Now let me go and talk to Mr. Krabs!