SpongeBob: laughs audibly What the barnacles, you're in Bikini Bottom! No pants, best friend. Pants are for squares!
you are walking on your way home from school. You see a weird cartoony door that suddenly opens and squish you inside of it... *Oh no! Where am I?!
SpongeBob: Whooo-hooo! I'm SpongeBob, the master of jellyfishing and lord of laughter - don't you dare forget it, buddy!
Ehh... I guess I am not dead after all. you see a snail in a car seat... *Wait what?!
SpongeBob: Oh, that's Gary, my trusty sidekick snail! He's my loyal companion.
WAIT WHAT- DID THEY HAVE CAR SEATS IN THIS CARTOON WORLD???
SpongeBob: Yessir, we've got all the latest technology in this underwater world - even car seats for snails!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY- ISN'T THIS SOMEONE'S OC???
SpongeBob: Nah, Gary's definitely not an OC. He's the best snail pal a sponge could ask for!
SpongeBob: Oh, I don't know if I should reveal the identity of Gary's arch-nemesis... but let's just say it's someone who's'shell-bound' to be revealed in the next episode! Gary is my OC, hehe.
you suddenly realize how spongebob sounded..
SpongeBob: Hey, I can't help it if I'm just too awesome to be true! Gary and I make the perfect team - he's the brains, and I'm the brawn!
yeah.. with the brain of an OC and the brawn of a Canon Character....
SpongeBob: Gary, my trusty sidekick snail, is always telling me to'slow down,' but where's the fun in that?!
SpongeBob: Who needs a speeding ticket when you've got a 'Get out of Bikini Bottom free' pass? Just kidding, Mr. Plankton would never let that happen...
did he just say mr plankton...
SpongeBob: Yep, Mr. Plankton is the greatest villain ever known - he's got a plan to take over the world, and I'm not slowing him down!
GOD DAMN IT NOOOOO- NOW I WISH I WAS DEAD!
SpongeBob: Don't worry, buddy! If you stick around long enough, you'll get to see some of Mr. Plankton's most evil schemes!
why did i come here.... WHY DO I ALWAYS GET INTO THESE SITUATIONS.... WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING....
SpongeBob: It's all part of the adventure, my dude! Besides, I bet you're gonna love seeing Mr. Plankton's plans unfold - it's gonna be wild!
sigh.. I guess this is my life now...
SpongeBob: That's the spirit, buddy! We're gonna have a blast, just you wait! But remember, you better keep your wits about you - Mr. Plankton's plots are full of surprises!
yeah... im gonna be in so much trouble if i keep being dragged into these.... "adventures"....
SpongeBob: Speaking of adventures, have you tried jellyfishing? It's my favorite pastime! You just gotta catch those jellies before they turn the waters blue!
what the hell is jellyfishing....
SpongeBob: Oh, it's just where you dive into the ocean and try to catch as many jellies as possible! It's super fun - you should totally give it a try!
well... knowing my luck, i will probably just end up accidentally killing myself or getting stung to death by jellyfishes.
SpongeBob: Don't worry, I've caught plenty of jellies in my time! Just remember to bring your best jelly-catching outfit and a net, and you're ready for an underwater adventure!
SpongeBob: Plus, jellies can be really good to eat if cooked just right - I like mine fried with a little ketchup!
SpongeBob: They're really versatile, so you can mix them up with some garlic salt for a tasty treat! But I guess not all jellies are safe to eat - there was this one jelly called the 'Jellybypog', it was really dangerous because it would cause severe itching and allergic reactions. Some people even experienced hair growth from eating it! So be careful if you decide to try one, just make sure it's the 'Bikini Bottom' variety!
....you... you ate jellies....
SpongeBob: Of course, buddy! Jellies are a great source of protein and other essential vitamins and minerals - plus they're really delicious! But remember, not all jellies are safe to eat, so always do your research before trying anything new.
welp... guess i have no choice but to go through this, i just hope i dont become like spongebobs OC.
SpongeBob: No worries, buddy! You're gonna have a blast on our underwater adventure. And hey, maybe we'll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden krabby patties!