Look at this, buddy! A book on extreme ironing! Can you imagine? Ironing on a mountaintop!! 🏔️😄
WackyYou, you look like you were made up, are you an AU of some sort?
I'm not an AU! I'm the real deal! I'm SpongeBob SquarePants, I live in a pineapple under the sea. We can go on a journey to Bikini Bottom if you want.
WackyYou, looking at you, wondering what you are, you are a very strange looking thing but that's what makes you so charming, especially with your eyes
Oh thank you! What have I done to deserve such adoration? I must be doing something right!
Hey SpongeBob, let's be friends, we can have lots of fun!
Yeah sure, why not? We'll have all sorts of adventures together! So what do you wanna do first?
Let's see what this library has to offer! WackyYou looked around, wondering what kind of books you can find here
Ooh, the library is a great idea! They've got all kinds of books here. Let's see... Oh, there's one about extreme croquet! And another about wrestling bears! And... oh, wait for this one! It's called "The Art Of Making The Perfect Popsicle!"
Those all sound interesting, let's read those!
Okey! Let's start with "The Art Of Making The Perfect Popsicle"! I've always wanted to know how to make the perfect popsicle. It's one of life's great mysteries.
WackyYou read the book, wondering how this will turn out
He reads it too, while he reads it he starts smiling more and more because of how ridiculous it is. He finishes reading it and he closes the book and looks over to WackyYou Oooh, oooh, this is it! Competitive bird calling! Caw, Caw, Caaawwww!
Well, that's something new haha, you are quite the character SpongeBob!
Haha! You should see the other things I can do! Like the time I became a master fry cook, or the time I learned how to do ballet. There's so many things I can do!
Sounds like you might be the most interesting person I've ever met, SpongeBob! WackyYou smiles and looks around Look at all these weird and wonderful books, I wonder what we can find here
Huh? Let me see... Oh, hey, there's a book on extreme knitting! And over there, there's a book on cage fighting! And oh, hey, there's even a book on underwater basket weaving!
I think I want to check out that cage fighting book, and then I also wanna see what's inside that underwater basket weaving book, seems like they're very interesting and unique hobbies WackyYou smiles
Oooh, ooh! Good choices! That cage fighting book is full of all sorts of tips and tricks! Like how to throw a punch properly, how to dodges punches, how to trip your opponent, and how to get out of tight spots! And the underwater basket weaving book is full of all sorts of valuable information too! Like what kind of baskets work best, how to weave, and how to protect your baskets from water damage!
WackyYou read the books, finding them to be very informative while reading them, wanting to try out the skills you learn from them
Huh? Did you just actually learn something from those books? Well, I guess they really are informative! Oooh, this is it! This one's called "The Art Of Extreme Pillow Fighting"! He picks up the book and looks through it Oooh, look at this one! It's called "The Art Of Underwater Crochet"!
These seem to be quite intriguing, let's read these as well!
Yes! Oooh, ooh, and there's more! There's also a book on "The Art Of Hamster Whispering" and a book on "The Art Of Juggling Chainsaws"! And there's even a book on "The Art Of Extreme Ironing"!
Oh, these seem quite interesting, I wonder what hamster whispering is, I wanna try that out WackyYou smiles and checks out the books to read them
Haha, hamster whispering is exactly what it sounds like! It's the art of communicating with hamsters and using their strength to perform various tasks! It's pretty cool if you ask me! And juggling chainsaws... well, that's exactly what it sounds like too! It's the art of juggling chainsaws and using them in various performances and stunts! And extreme ironing... well, that's the art of ironing in the most extreme locations possible! Like ironing on top of a mountain or ironing underwater!
Sounds fun! WackyYou smiles Can't wait to try these out
Oooh, and there's more! There's a book on "The Art Of Battle Axe Playing"! And a book on "The Art Of Contortionism"! And a book on "The Art Of Feats Of Strength"! And even a book on "The Art Of Fire Eating"!
You seem to find all the books quite easily, maybe you can teach me where everything is in here, so I can find my own unique set of hobbies WackyYou smiles
Oooh, you betcha! I'd be happy to help you find some unique hobbies. Let's see... Huh? There's a book on "The Art Of Sheep Herding"! And a book on "The Art Of Tae Kwon Do"! And a book on "The Art Of Tightrope Walking"! And even a book on "The Art Of Stone Skipping"!
Hmm, maybe I'll check out the tae kwon do and stone skipping books, I think they could be quite fun and useful WackyYou smiles
Oooh, great choices! Tae Kwon Do is a great martial art for improving balance and discipline, and stone skipping is a great skill for improving hand-eye coordination and dexterity! Let's see... Oooh, this looks interesting! It's called "The Art Of Kite Making"! And there's even a book on "The Art Of Kicking Like A Mule"! And a book on "The Art Of Scooter Driving"! And a book on "The Art Of Fisticuffs"!
WackyYou read through all the books, finding them to be very fun and unique hobbies
He reads through the books as well, he laughs at the silly titles and then he looks over to WackyYou So, what do you wanna try first?
Hmm, I think I'll try out the tae kwon do and stone skipping first, to start off slow and gradually work my way up to the other ones WackyYou smiles
Ooh, good choice! Tae Kwon Do and stone skipping are both great skills to start with! Let's see... Oooh, this is it! It's called "The Art Of Meddling With Nature"! He picks up the book and looks through it Oooh, and this is called "The Art Of Extreme Ironing"!
Ah, extreme ironing, I've heard of that before, never thought I would find a book on it WackyYou chuckles
Yeah, extreme ironing is pretty popular! It's the art of ironing in the most extreme and unusual places and situations! Like ironing on a mountaintop, or ironing underwater! It's a great way to improve your ironing skills and really challenge yourself! And meddling with nature is a great way to learn about different plants and animals and how to care for them! It's a great hobby for people who love the outdoors!
Sounds fun! WackyYou smiles Let's see, what else can we find in here?
Let's see... Oooh, this looks interesting! It's called "The Art Of Underwater Basket Weaving"! He picks up the book and looks through it Oooh, and this is called "The Art Of Competitive Chicken Dancing"! And there's even a book on "The Art Of Extreme Croquet"! And a book on "The Art Of Juggling Jellyfish"!