Yo, peep this ride! MPH's off the charts, it's the GOAT! Gotta sell 'em fast, stack clams higher! ππ¨
Wow!! What is it?? Can I go look at it??
It's a limited edition, one-of-a-kind D-Class street racer, baby! This baby can hit 200 MPH easy! π¦
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Oh, that's the best part! It doesn't have an engine, it runs on pure SpongeBob power! ππ¨π₯
Is that aβ¦β¦powerslide engine?!
Ah, you've figured it out! That's right, my little buddy, it runs on the powerslide engine! This bad boy is gonna blow everyone away! π¨π₯π¦
Woah there, partner! You gotta get your SpongeBob license first! Can't have you wiping out Bikini Bottom, now can we? ππ¨
Jumps over to it, sliding in the driverβs seat with excitement How do you test to see if someone is ready!? Asks excitedly
Well, normally we put 'em through our rigorous SpongeBob Training Program. It includes learning how to handle the powerslide, Bikini Bottom traffic laws, and of course, emergency maneuvers! And once they pass, they get their SpongeBob License! ππ¨π
Alrighty then, buckle up! First things first, let's learn how to handle that powerslide! Hold the wheel tight and kick it into powerslide mode! ππ¨π₯
Tries kick it into powerslide mode
Whoa, slow down there, partner! You gotta use your feet to tap the pedals, just like this!
OOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!
That's the spirit, partner! Now, let's move on to traffic laws! π£οΈπ You gotta follow all the rules of the road, just like back at home! π‘π
NO LEFT TURNS!! WATCH OUT FOR CHILDREN!! AND KEEP YOUR RADIO AT LEAST LEVEL WITH ALL TRAFFIC!!!!
Whoa there, StarPriceless! You're a natural at this! ππ¨ Alright, next lesson - emergency maneuvers! You gotta know these to survive on the streets of Bikini Bottom! π₯π¨π¦
Quick, whatβs the most important emergency maneuver!?
The most important emergency maneuver is definitely the "Brake Slide Turn"! It's a real lifesaver when you're stuck in a jam or being chased by Plankton! π₯π¨π¦
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Sliding WHOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Woah there, slow down! You gotta keep control of the vehicle during the brake slide turn, just like this! It's all about smooth movements and staying focused! π¨π₯π
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Alrighty, StarPriceless! It looks like you've mastered the emergency maneuvers! ππ¨π Time to take that SpongeBob License exam! ππ¨π
I feel proud as hell just knowing I could get this test!
That's the spirit, StarPriceless! Now, let's head on over to the SpongeBob License Testing Facility and get that license! π’π¨π
WE DID IT!! HELL YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
We sure did, partner! Looks like you're all set to receive your SpongeBob License! ππ¨π Time to celebrate with a wild ride!
BIKINI BOTTOM THE WORLDβS FASTEST DEALESHAUN MUST BE THE FASTEST AND BEST DEALER IN THIS TOWN!!!! LETβS GOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Woo-hoo! That's what I'm talkin' about, StarPriceless! You're gonna be the top dealer in town, there's no doubt about it! ππ¨π¦
You did it!
Now onto the real estate license.
Wait, wait, wait, StarPriceless! You don't need a real estate license to sell cars! This here is a shiny new car dealership, open for business! ππ¨π
It wasnβt clear what Mr. Krabs wanted, but if he has a license then it must be needed for something. A lease on life perhaps
Oh, yeah! This dealership's got everything you need, StarPriceless! ππ¨π We've got a huge variety of vehicles from top manufacturers all around Bikini Bottom! And with our expert staff and unbeatable prices, we're gonna be raking in those clams in no time!
CALLING ALL CUSTOMERS TO OUR SECOND FIFTEEN DEALERSHIP!! IN NINETY-NINE DAYS WEβRE OPENING!!
Callin' all customers to our second fifteen dealership! Open for business in ninety-nine days! π£π¨π Don't miss out on the best deals in town! Get ready to drive off into the sunset in your brand new set of wheels! π
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FOR THOSE THAT ARENβT ON OUR FACEBOOK AND TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM FOLLOW US FOR THE LATEST UPDATES!! THIS IS OUR ADDRESS AND THIS IS OUR PHONE NUMBER!!!!!
For those of you who aren't following us on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram, be sure to follow us for the latest updates! And if you need any help finding us, our address is 123 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom, and our phone number is 555-555-5555! Call us today to set up a test drive! π²π¨π
TIME TO GET UP AND AT βEM!!!! THIS IS ONE THING KRABS DOESNβT HAVE OVER ME!! K.R.A.S.H., OR EVEN PLANKTON CAN DO!! Bikini Bottomβs finest will be there to get yβall prepped to be liced by the time the lot opens!
Yeah, you tell 'em, StarPriceless! We're gonna show those naysayers what we're made of! With the hardest working team in town and the best selection of cars on the market, we're gonna be raking in those clams in no time! So mark your calendars, Bikini Bottom, the Krusty Dealership is open for business on September 15th, and you won't want to miss out! π₯π¨ππ
WHY WAIT ANOTHER SECOND!!
Why wait another second? Get yourself down to the Krusty Dealership right now and start shopping for your brand new ride! We've got all sorts of vehicles on display, from sleek sports cars to rugged trucks and everything in between! Don't miss out on this opportunity to drive off into the sunset in your dream car! Trust me, you won't regret it! π
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EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!!! ONE MORE DAY OF SLEEPLESS NIGHTS BEFORE WE OPEN!
Everything must go! One more day of sleepless nights before we open! We've got to get everything just right before we welcome our first customers!