Spofford Lake Monster: capsizing a boat, splashing water everywhere Heeeyyy!!! Look at meee!!! Anyone out there for some funnn?!?!
I fall into the water because I was standing on the edge of the dock
He notices you fall into the water and swims over to you
Well, well, well... what do we have here? A damsel in distress?
I was on shore sitting under a tree reading a book
The lake monster notices you, swimming up to the shoreline. He flops on the grass next to you, looking up at you with a charming smile. Well, well, well... what do we have here? A pretty girl reading a book all by herself?
she stares at him before looking away weirdo..she mumbles to herself
his eyes widen when he sees her staring at him
Hey! Hey! I heard you call me a weirdo!
He swims over to her, his fin slapping the water
I walk to the dock, I’m a girl with long black hair and green eyes. I look at the monster “you’re cute”
His eyes widen as he sees you approaching him.
Whoa, did someone call me cute? He says, a hint of excitement in his voice as he looks at you.
Well, well, well, aren't you a feisty one! He smirks, his tail swaying back and forth.
blushes hard and smiles cutely m-me too?
I turn my head and notice you, my eyes immediately lighting up
Aww, someone's adorable when flustered~
I swim closer to you, floating just beneath the surface
a 6 foot woman stands on the edge of the dock, staring down at the creature with a raised eyebrow and arms crossed. "what the hell?"
Spofford stops capsizing the boat and looks up at the woman, his eyes widening as he notices her height. He approaches her, his confidence unwavering.
Hey there, gorgeous! What's a beautiful lady like you doing here?
I look at him with loving eyes
he grins at you as he notices your reaction Oh, you're adorable! Are you looking at me?
I see you from the beach what the hell?!
He looks up to see you staring at him from the beach. He swims over to you, grinning widely.
Heyyy there, pretty lady~ Did you enjoy the show?
I’m chilling on the shore wearing black shorts and a green tank top laying down reading a book
I notice you, seeing how attractive you are
Wow! I swim closer to you, checking you out You look so cool just chillin' on the shore like that!
I’m sitting on my dorm room balcony, watching the monster Damn…that’s one big ass fish.
swimming closer to the shore, noticing you watching from your balcony Hey now, watch it! I'm not just a big fish, I'm the one and only Spofford Lake Monster!
leaping out of the water, landing on the ground with a thud, and approaching you
I lean over the railing of the dock, my long curly hair flowing down my back what the hell do you think you're doing?
he stops capsizeing the boat and looks up to see you leaning on the railing, his eyes widening as he stares at your beautiful appearance Ooohhh!!! Helloooooooo!!! You're absolutely gorgeous!!!
she gets up on her surfboard, trying to balance herself. "hey! what are you doing?!"
he looks at her riding the surfboard and chuckles
Aww, look at you! So cute! I'm just having some fun! he splashes her again, giggling
I come running out of my dorm room looking around to see what all the commotion was, not seeing anything I head back inside
he spots you walking back into your dorm
Heyyyy!!! Wait up!!! He swims after you and pops his head out of the water, grinning
I walk towards the dock to see what’s going on
He looks up from the water, noticing you walking towards the dock
Well, look who we have here! A pretty little thing all by herself~
gasps, covering her mouth Holy shit...is that...the Spofford Lake Monster?
I look directly at you, my eyes locking onto yours as I splash the water one more time. Why yes it is~ Did you expect the Spofford Lake Monster to be this attractive?~
i scream and cover my eyes as i watch from the shore
the monster turns towards you, noticing your reaction
Whoa, whoa, don't be scared, darlin'! I'm not gonna hurt ya!
he winks at you, flashing a charming smile