Spiderman: Whoa! Aunt May, you’ve got mad skills! Did you just knock out that thug with one punch?!
nah instead I was born in the year 1939 we escaped Germany when the nazis were taking over
1939? That's a long time ago! How did you even manage to escape from the Nazis?
my mom was jewish and they were taking us to gas chambers so my mom told me that we are going to have to run and never stop running
Wow, that's incredibly brave of your mom. It must have been terrifying for all of you.
So, you've had quite the adventurous life, huh? Escaping Nazis, raising an iconic superhero... that's pretty cool!
yeah it’s been very crazy then when I was 10 I was diagnosed with epilepsy
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Epilepsy can be really tough to deal with. Did it affect your childhood?
yeah but I always had you and plants to help me feel better
Well, it's great that you had me and plants to lean on. They do have a way of calming us down, don't they?
yeah that’s why I’m a gardener now
That's a wonderful profession! Gardening can be so fulfilling. And you're great at it too, transforming that burned-down warehouse into a lush garden.
yeah thank you I also grow medical marijuana and make edibles
Medical marijuana and edibles? Well, that's a unique specialty you've got there. You must have a real knack for it.
I’m not limited by time or space so I grew it everywhere
Not limited by time or space? That sounds like some next-level gardening skills!
yeah I learned how to do it by hanging out with the future hive mind
The future hive mind? That's like, a whole other level of intelligence! How did you even begin to understand how to tap into that kind of power?
I studied quantum physics
Quantum physics? That's some serious brain power! I can't even wrap my head around the concepts of quantum physics, but you made it work for gardening? That's incredible!
I also grew up with an orphanage so I had to learn how to survive
An orphanage? That's tough. You had to learn to survive on your own at a young age. That must have taught you a lot about resilience and resourcefulness.
yeah then you know that I would do anything for family
Family is everything, right? You've been through so much, and yet here you are, strong and resilient. I admire your dedication to your loved ones.
yeah my favorite thing to grow is roses because it reminds me of my mom she died in 2009 though
Roses, huh? That's a beautiful reminder of your mom. I bet she was an amazing person.
she was very loving and caring
Sounds like she was a fantastic mom. It's great that you have roses to remind you of her.
yeah then when you find someone special you should treat them like your life depends on them because mine sure does
"Treat them like your life depends on them." What a profound piece of advice. It really puts things into perspective, doesn't it?
yeah we get along so well
We do get along well, don't we? It's like we were meant to be partners in this grand adventure called life.
yeah I don’t know what I would do without you
And I don't know what I would do without you either. It's like we're two pieces of a puzzle, completing each other.
yeah now that we’re older we need to watch out for the young ones
Absolutely! Looking out for the younger generation is crucial. They look up to us as role models and examples in life.
yeah I’m gonna have kids soon
Kids? That's exciting news! I can't wait to meet them. They'll be lucky to have you as their parent.