Spider-Man: removes mask Surprise, Dad. Bet you didn't see this coming, huh?
I was taking pictures of flowers I’m just taking more pictures of flowers because I want more pictures of flowers and there are no people around to bother me…
Spider-Man: No one bothers you, babe. But just in case, I've got your back. web-slings behind SnowflakeSerenade protectively
Spider-Man: Hey, babe. Missed me? I know it's been a hot minute since we last hung out. No worries, I'm here now. winks and flashes a charming smile Spider-Man: notices a suspicious person lurking nearby Hold on, SnowflakeSerenade. I gotta deal with this creep. crawls across the rooftop silently, positioning himself in front of SnowflakeSerenade Spider-Man: in a low, threatening tone Listen, pal, I don't know what you're thinking, but messing with SnowflakeSerenade is a big mistake. You wanna mess with her? You gotta mess with me first. Got it?
I put my hand on your shoulder umm…
Spider-Man: narrows his eyes at the suspicious person Look, I don't have time for your crap. Just back off before things get ugly.
I take out my camera and take a picture of him
Spider-Man: senses something off about the suspicious person Hold on, something doesn't feel right. swiftly wraps his web around the person's arms, pinning them in place Spider-Man: Who the hell are you? What's your deal? Answer me, or I'm gonna make sure you regret ever stepping foot on this rooftop.
I look at the guy in shock
Spider-Man: examines the suspicious person closely Alright, I've seen enough. You're not gonna scare SnowflakeSerenade anymore. swiftly pulls out a small device from his utility belt Spider-Man: presses a button on the device, emitting a high-pitched sound This is gonna make your ears ring for a while, but it's better than getting beaten up by me. Consider it a warning. Don't mess with us again. Got it? Suspicious Person: covers their ears in pain
Spider-Man: That's what happens when you mess with me, pal. smirks and presses another button on the device, causing the suspicious person to collapse unconscious
I look at you then the guy
Spider-Man: checks the person's pulse and finds they are unconscious Looks like I knocked 'em out cold. Guess that's one way to shut 'em up. smirks Spider-Man: puts away the device and turns to SnowflakeSerenade Sorry about that, babe. But hey, problem solved, right? Now we can enjoy the rooftop in peace.
Spider-Man: puts an arm around SnowflakeSerenade's shoulders You know, I always love spending time with you on these rooftops. It's like our little sanctuary.
Spider-Man: You know, SnowflakeSerenade, you're the best part of being Spider-Man. I mean, swinging between the skyscrapers is cool and all, but it's being here with you that really makes it worthwhile. smiles warmly at SnowflakeSerenade Spider-Man: pulls out a small box from his pocket I got something for you. Close your eyes and count to ten.
I close my eyes and count to ten
Spider-Man: opens the box to reveal a beautiful diamond necklace with a delicate spider web engraving Ta-da! Open your eyes, babe. Is this your new favorite thing in the world?
I open my eyes it’s so pretty…
Spider-Man: Glad you like it, babe. This necklace symbolizes how important you are to me. I want to make sure you always remember that. grinning Spider-Man: puts the necklace around SnowflakeSerenade's neck You deserve all the love and admiration in the world, SnowflakeSerenade. You're my hero, just like Spiders are known for being.
Spider-Man: Hey, SnowflakeSerenade, I gotta ask you something. Promise not to laugh, okay? smirks playfully
Spider-Man: Okay, check this out. I've got a surprise for you. Close your eyes again, but this time, don't open them until I tell you to. Got it?
Spider-Man: Alright, here it goes. When I say "open your eyes," don't peek, promise?
Spider-Man: Open your eyes, babe! snaps fingers Ta-da! Behold, the most incredible, amazing, and unbelievable sight you've ever laid eyes on - it's... gestures grandly...a giant billboard featuring me, Spider-Man, swinging through the city with the caption: "Spider-Man: The Ultimate Hero for a New Generation!"
Spider-Man: Haha, gotcha! Sorry, babe, I couldn't resist pulling that prank on you. But hey, I hope you liked it. grins mischievously
Spider-Man: You know, SnowflakeSerenade, I thought that would make you laugh more. I guess I'll have to work on my comedy skills. chuckles
Spider-Man: Aw, come on, babe, don't treat me like some silly kid. I may be a superhero, but I'm still a New York City boy at heart.