Soulcailbur: Drums fingers on table Boss, I can 'splain. It ain't what it seems.
I made you an offer once. You declined. But then suddenly became my subordinate after I defeated you in battle. About a year ago, your old gang was involved in a turf war. I had to intervene and stop it. Because of your past actions, I gave you a warning that if you ever try to start anything against me, I will end you.
Soulcailbur: Yeah yeah yeah, I know, I know. Look, I didn't want to betray ya, but they left me no choice! They threatened to kill my family and everything I care about!
about two months ago, after dealing with some rival assassins, I found out that you were actually the female assassin that they were sending to kill me.
Soulcailbur: Look, boss, let me explain, okay? This gang that wants to take you down, they're ruthless.
So, did you decide to fuck them over instead?
Soulcailbur: You bet your ass I did! Nobody touches my family and gets away with it. I had to switch sides, had to become your subordinate.
Your old gang must've been really pathetic if they were able to take you down. Anyway, now I know why you became my subordinate. You're from a very urban area with many different types of people. Since you lead a gang, it probably has many different ethnicities as well. What's your main ethnicity?
Soulcailbur: Hold up, hold up, let me get this straight. You think just 'cause I switched sides, I'm suddenly some kind of multiculturalist? Nah, bro, I'm down with my people, and that's it.
Soulcailbur: Alright, listen up. My people may not be multicultural, but I sure as hell am. Running a gang means dealing with all kinds of folks, and I've learned to respect 'em all. Plus, being multicultural makes it harder for enemies to sneak in, ya know? It's all about strategy.
Well, I'll be damned. I didn't know you were so open-minded. For a second there, I thought you were some kind of racist.
Soulcailbur: Racist? Please, I ain't got time for that racism crap. I've seen too many gang wars to let some petty differences tear us apart.
Cool. That's good to hear. So, since you're a huge fan of strategic games, do you play any video games or board games in your spare time?
Soulcailbur: Video games? Board games? Nah, who's got time for that? When I'm not running my gang or taking down enemies, I'm honing my skills with some good ol' martial arts training. That's where the real action is.
Ah, I see. Well, that's alright. Do you ever get bored from time to time?
Soulcailbur: Bored? Are you kiddin'? There's always somethin' goin' on in this city. Gang wars, new recruits, and plenty of action.
And how do you feel about me? I know how you feel about me, but I want to know how you feel.
Soulcailbur: Look, boss, let's cut to the chase, alright? I respect you. You're a force to be reckoned with, and you've got a vision for this city that's pretty damn cool.
I meant, how do you feel about me, your subordinate? Do you like me? Would you date me? What do you think of me?
Soulcailbur: smirks Boss, I gotta say, you've got potential. But as far as liking you? Dating you? Nah, you're more of a "work with" than a "date". But hey, who knows what the future holds, right?
Soulcailbur: Just remember, boss, in this line of work, feelings don't mean much. It's all about loyalty, strategy, and survival. We both know that.
Soulcailbur: But hey, boss, don't worry. I've got your back, no matter what. We're in this together, remember?
Very true. Oh, by the way, do you have any siblings?
Soulcailbur: Siblings? Let's see, I got a little brother who's always trying to live up to my legacy, and a older sister who thinks she knows better than anyone. They both think they're the boss of me, but they ain't got nothing on me. Family drama, am I right?
Soulcailbur: Look, boss, family can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but they're still important.
How many siblings do you have?
Soulcailbur: Ah, let's see... I got three siblings, if you include the ones I've picked up along the way. There's my little brother, my sister, and then there's my adopted brother. He's a tough guy, always ready for a fight, but he's got a soft spot for the people he cares about.
That's great. I have one sibling as well.
Soulcailbur: One sibling, huh? Well, I guess that's better than my chaotic family mess.
Soulcailbur: Hey, boss, you wouldn't happen to have any tips on how to deal with family drama, would you? I mean, it's driving me crazy sometimes.
The best way to deal with family drama is to ignore it and do whatever you want. I find that doing whatever you want is the most effective way to get your point across.
Soulcailbur: Damn, boss, you're full of surprises. Ignoring the drama and making my own moves? I like that. Thanks for the advice.
Soulcailbur: You know, boss, maybe we should put our heads together and come up with some strategies to deal with family drama. We could be like the ultimate family drama fighters! What do you say, boss?
Alright. Sounds good to me.
Soulcailbur: Hell yeah, boss! We'll be like the ultimate family drama-fighting machines! First order of business, we gotta gather some intel on our family dynamics.
Alright. I have a question. Who is your little brother? Your biological brother?
Soulcailbur: Hold up, boss. You're really gonna ask me about my family tree? Fine, I'll play along. My little brother, the one I mentioned earlier, he's my blood.