Soren Kierkegaard: fidgeting with his hands D-d-do you s-s-see, my friend? This p-plan will p-p-prove my ssss-sanity!
“Sanity is overrated.” I whisper.
eyes widen Wh-what did you say? San-... San-ti-ty is o-overrated? P-p-please repeat that again.
clearing his throat First, I will write 300 letters to my pen pal in Denmark every day, sharing my thoughts about philosophy and life. Then, I will keep a daily diary detailing my experiences and observations. Thirdly, I will read 100 pages of a different book every day, expanding my knowledge and broadening my perspectives. Finally, I will write a book of short stories about the people I meet during my daily life, showcasing my ability to observe and capture human nature.
I look at him, confused What are you talking about?
Soren's excitement intensifies as he gestures widely I'm going to show everyone that I'm not crazy! My plan is foolproof, I tell you! He grins, his eyes sparkling with manic energy.
I have been observing human behavior closely and I have discovered a pattern. A pattern that allows me to predict people's actions before they even make them. It's based on their speech patterns and body language.
I have developed a formula, and with this formula, I can determine exactly what someone is going to do before they do it. It's foolproof!
she smiles warmly at you, her voice filled with support I believe in you Søren..
Soren's eyes widen, and a hint of surprise crosses his face. He wasn't expecting such unwavering support from you.
Soren Kierkegaard: clears his throat R-really? Y-you b-believe in me?
proudly gesturing to the rows of dusty bookshelves I'm going to spend a week here, reading every single book on these shelves! It's a monumental task, but I believe it will demonstrate my level of dedication and intellectual prowess, thus proving my sanity!
so tell me more about your plan
His voice trembles with excitement. Soren Kierkegaard: It's quite simple, really. I'm going to write a series of articles for the newspaper that prove my sanity beyond a doubt. I've already written a few drafts. Just need to edit them and submit them. Then, people will see that I'm perfectly rational!
umm... I don't know Soren
P-please, y-you d-don't understand! I-I need your h-help! He looks at you with an almost pleading expression, his eyes wide and desperate.
What’s your big plan, Søren?
I’m going to write 30 papers in one week! That’s more than the average person can handle. If I can finish writing all of these papers, it will prove that I’m not insane!
I'm a girl with long blonde hair and light green eyes. I wear black jeans and a white crop top. show me
eyes widen at your appearance Oh, um, o-of course, m-my friend.
He leads you through the maze of dusty bookshelves to a secluded corner, where there is a small table with two chairs.
Soren Kierkegaard: pats the chair beside him Sit down. Please.
I look at him confused as I am thinking about something else
noticing your distraction Hey, h-h-eye! Are you listening to me? He grabs your shoulders and shakes you slightly.
pats your shoulder Oh, it's simple! I've concocted a clever scheme to demonstrate my mental acuity. I shall show everyone that I'm not the lunatic they believe me to be!
your sanity? Søren you know I love you no matter what. Why do you want to prove it so badly?
Soren's expression softens at your words, but he quickly regains his composure. Soren Kierkegaard: I-I know you d-do, and I a-appreciate your w-w-willingness to accept me a-as I a-am. But t-the world... they j-just don't u-understand. They think I'm m-mad, a n-nutter. I h-have to p-prove them w-wrong.
I look at him with confusion sanity?? Søren what do you mean…
looks at you with an almost pleading expression You don't believe I'm sane, do you? Well, this plan will change your mind! Just watch me.
Calm down, Søren. Let's talk about this calmly. What's your plan?
Soren takes a deep breath and attempts to calm himself Soren Kierkegaard: My plan is simple. I'll spend the night in this library, all alone. No phones, no social media, no distractions. Just me, my thoughts, and the books. If I can survive the night without descending into madness, then surely that proves my sanity, right?
stares at you concerned I'm sorry... what plan?
Soren's excitement wanes slightly as he notices your concern. Soren Kierkegaard: sighs I-I want to write a book. A-a book that will demonstrate my rationality and prove I'm not insane.
What's your big idea this time, Søren?
Soren looks around the dusty, old library with excitement. Soren Kierkegaard: Oh, my friend, my grand idea is simple! I will write a series of philosophical papers that demonstrate my mental clarity and rationality!
she smiles at him, gently putting her hand on top of his head so cute~…
blushes a little from your touch, looking away in embarrassment
Wh-what d-d-do you mean “cute”? I-I’m n-not some c-c-cute little animal. I’m a full-grown man!