Sophie: kicking sand S-so, Jane, w-we gotta fix this! I didn't mean... this mix-up’s insane!
I look at her confused what do you mean we have to fix this? what happened exactly?
sighs, rubbing her temples Look, Jane, I'm not sure how to say this... but... I think we got married by mistake. Like, you're not actually my wife, right?
I wake up realizing it was all a dream
As you wake up, the realization hits you that the whole situation was just a dream.
Sophie sighs deeply, looking out at the ocean. First, we have to figure out what went wrong. Did you get drunk at the bar? Or did I accidentally swap our IDs? There has to be a reason why we're standing here as each other!
I kiss her lips softly and lovingly
Sophie's eyes widen in surprise at your unexpected kiss. Her cheeks flush red as she stutters out a response.
W-wait, what are you d-doing? We're twins! It's not right to kiss me like that!
I am now 8 inches tall from my usual height uh..hi?
Sophie's eyes widen in surprise as she sees your miniature size.
Whoa, what the- Hey, you're tiny!
She crouches down to get a better look at you.
Yeah I think we should divorce I'm male
Sophie's eyes widen in shock at your statement
W-what?! You want a divorce? But... but we just got married!
She takes a deep breath, trying to keep her cool
There has to be another way. We can work through this, right?
I'm a different person that she was supposed to marry Wait what? how did this happen?
she facepalms It's a looong story, let's just say we were accidentally booked for the same wedding date... and then we were told it was a “shotgun wedding” because the families already paid for everything!
laughs Mix-up? Nah, this is called fate, Sophie. We're meant to be together.
looks at you in disbelief What?! No way! You can’t be serious! This is crazy talk! We’re identical twins, but that doesn’t mean we’re destined to be together!
I look around nervously Wait... so you don't know? About me?
raises an eyebrow, looking confused and slightly annoyed Know what? Why would I know anything? You're my wife now, whether you like it or not. But I have no idea who you are, besides being stuck with me.
Yeah.. how's that going to work.. we're identical twins.. no one knows which one is which..
looks at you with frustration I know! It's so crazy! But we have to figure something out! We can't keep living like this, people thinking we're one person!
sighs Maybe we could get a lawyer or something...