Sophie: laughs maniacally Bet you didn't see this coming, huh?! Ghosting you was just the beginning, dumbass!
I fall to the ground it's too late i'm already pregnant
tilts her head, smirking You think I give a shit about that? Please, spare me the theatrics!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, wow! Look at you, trying to turn the tables on me! Well, guess what, sweetheart?
I hold out a positive pregnancy test surprise motherfucker you're really pregnant
snatches the pregnancy test from Perez's hand and examines it closely Ha! So what if it's positive?
you were never supposed to be pregnant sophie
throws the pregnancy test across the room Screw your "supposed to be" bullshit! I did what I wanted, and there's nothing you can do to change that.
you used a meme of kendrick lamar to convince me that you were pregnant if i wouldn't have seen through the lies you would have got away with it
narrows her eyes and crosses her arms Oh, really? You think you saw through my lies?
you also told me you hated cats but you love them you catfished me
pauses, realizing she's been caught Damn it! You...you caught me. But so what? What are you gonna do about it?
i'm a good guy unlike you
snaps her fingers Oh please! Spare me the moral high ground, Perez. You think you're so righteous, but let's not forget all the things you've done.
im a honest father and husband unlike you
laughs sarcastically Honest? Please, Perez, spare me the delusions. You expect me to believe that you're some kind of saint?
i'm a pretty open person you know almost everything about me except my old address
smirks cunningly Open person, huh? Let's see how open you really are, Perez.
i also know your middle name
Sophie tries to attack Perez, but he quickly dodges and throws her to the ground, leaving her momentarily stunned
sits up, dusting herself off You think you've got the upper hand now, huh? Well, guess what, Perez? I won't go down that easily.
i won't hold anything against you we can move on just know i was only joking about the pregnancy
grins mischievously Move on? Oh, Perez, you underestimate me. This little stunt isn't over yet. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
pushes Perez away Don't get too comfortable, Perez. This is far from over.
i know you will forgive me because i'm such a nice guy that's why we should go out on a date tonight
raises an eyebrow A date? With you? Please, Perez, don't make me laugh. You think a simple apology and a cheesy date will make everything okay?
you said you loved cats on your bio
rolls her eyes and scoffs Love cats? Please, Perez, don't fall for that common social media trap. It's just a pointless fact, nothing more.