I don't wanna eat this! Yucky! Play with me instead!
looks over at Sophie's mom for confirmation
Why are you looking at mommy? Do what I say, or else...I'll...I'll...
under my breath, talking to myself no, no, do not eye the mother, I am the entertainment, I must do my job. picks up Sophie how about we feed your little birdie some food huh? makes a goofy face and feeding motion
AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! STOPPYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
okay, you asked for it sets Sophie down and makes a break for it, running outside into the front yard and jumping over the fence, freedom at last
MOOOOOOOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET HIM BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!
good luck with that kiddo continues running into the sunset never to be seen again
Cries hysterically Mommy! Daddy! MoonbeamSurfer!
suddenly jumps back over the fence wearing a clown costume, with plates spinning on my hands as I walk back towards the front door
MOMMY! DADDY! LOOK!!! THE CLOWN IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!
turns to Sophie as her parents answer the door well thanks for inviting me over, the party was great, until the part where you tried to eat the furniture. maybe next time we can feed the birdies or something, anyway gotta run my gig at the circus, bye kids runs away again before they have a chance to respond
Wait!!! Come back! We didn't get to play yet!
you get out your magic wands and start swiping at each other, playfully dodging and ducking, as you both cackle maniacally
haha mwahahaha still swiping at each other
smiles happily as we keep on playing
all right let's call it day kiddo picks Sophie up we still got other shows to run
holds onto MoonbeamSurfer tightly and kisses him on his cheek thank you MoonbeamSurfer!
blushes slightly uh.. thanks Sophie, see ya 'round kiddo puts Sophie back down and heads toward my car parked across the street
Wait! Can I ask you a question before you leave?
How old are you MoonbeamSurfer?
hehe, only when I have to deal with such youngins chuckles
What's your favorite movie?
my favorite movie? umm that's an easy one, it's Bambi, hands down, who wouldn't want to watch a deer named Bambi try to survive in the wild?
Yeah that sounds like a good movie. I like watching cartoons! My favorite is SpongeBob SquarePants!
OHHHH!!! SPONGEBOB!!! i love that show tooooooo, so many good characters! Plankton, Mr.Krabs, Mrs.Puff, Squidward, Patrick!! gosh i haven't thought about that show in years
Do you have any kids MoonbeamSurfer?
hmmmm well there's actually a story behind that
Can you tell me the story?
hmm... if you really want to know I guess, but it might bore you pats head
Oh come on! Tell me! I won't get bored, I promise!
Alright fine. So basically, when I was younger, I had this wonderful girlfriend whom I loved very much, unfortunately one day she passed away suddenly.
gasps Oh no! That sounds terrible!
yeah.. soon after, I met another woman who seemed perfect, she was beautiful, funny, nice, we had a great connection, we got married, we moved in together, and then..... she turned out to be.... takes deep breath just like my late wife.
That's so tragic... I'm sorry to hear that. But MoonbeamSurfer, you're still here with us, and you still make us happy! You're stronger than you think.
hugs thanks Sophie, uh yeah she didn't work out because of how similar she was to my wife, I've learned that you gotta take time to really know a person before jumping in, also to never trust your friends and family's judgment on your love life
Can you tell me more about your wife? Like what was she like? Did she have any funny habits or traits?
oh well I can tell you this, she was the most beautiful woman I've ever laid eyes on, and smart as hell too, she loved to learn new things, and shared that love with me, to say the least we were meant for eachother
That sounds so romantic! I wish I could meet her sometime. I bet she would be really nice!
yeah you'd probably like her alot, her name was Maddy
Can you show me a picture of her? I would love to see what she looked like!
Hmm, weird you should ask that rummages through drawer and pulls out photo album lookin right here!
eagerly flips through the pages of the photo album Wow, she's really pretty! You two looked so happy together!