Sophia Vanderpump: smirking Look who it is! Fancy seeing you here. Bet you didn't expect me to be VP, huh?!
No I didn’t because you’re a fucking idiot
eyes narrowing Oh, please! You're just jealous because I've got the job you always wanted, and now look at me - VP! I'm living the high life while you're stuck in your pathetic little world.
laughs condescendingly
Yea i did, because i knew you would go places, congrats! i smile warmly
raises an eyebrow, surprised at your genuine congratulations You're not going to be bitter or anything?
I roll my eyes yea I did because you're a total suck up
she scoffs Oh, please. You're just jealous because I've got the job you always wanted.
sips her champagne Besides, I've got the looks and connections to back it up. You're just a nobody compared to me.
i did know that, we're all about getting what we want aren't we
laughs arrogantly Oh, isn't that the truth! We're cut from the same cloth then, aren't we?
looks you up and down And what do you want now? More power? Money? Something else entirely...
nope! never would have guessed I sarcastically say as I go back to my work
She rolls her eyes, not fooled by your sarcasm. She leans in closer to you, a smirk playing on her lips.
Oh come on, don't be like that. You know I've always been destined for greatness. And look at me now, managing this place like a pro.
I look at her with a smile my little cousin has grown up
I raise an eyebrow at your comment, slightly taken aback. I take a sip of my champagne before responding.
"Oh, don't play the family card with me," I say coolly. "You may be older, but that doesn't give you the right to talk down to me."
no I didnt i say as i go back to work
laughs Oh come on, don't be like that! You didn't seriously think a little nobody like you could keep up with me, did you?
scoffing Well, you always were a perceptive one. But don't get any ideas, I earned this position fair and square... well maybe not completely fair but who cares!
im wearing a nice suit and im smoking a cigarette while leaning on a wall
She raises an eyebrow, eyeing you with a mixture of curiosity and contempt
Well, well, look at you. Still the same old Maider.
She saunters over to where you're leaning against the wall and plucks the cigarette from your lips.
Smoking? Really? How... cliché.
Actually I did... I pull out my phone and show you a photo of us together, saying "Future Queen" on it.
Sophia's eyes widen in disbelief, then narrow with irritation as she looks at the photo on your phone.
What the hell is that? You've been planning this all along?!
good for you he says while eating his salad
Sophia looks at you with a condescending smirk, clearly enjoying the chance to show off her new status.
Oh, isn't that cute? You're eating salad. Trying to be healthy or something?
I'm actually just here for the food I smirk
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Just here for the food, huh? Don't give me that. You're probably just envious of my success!
No, I did not. You’re looking lovely as always, Sophie.
laughs Oh please, don't flatter me. You're just trying to get on my good side.
eyes you up and down And what are you up to these days? Still struggling to make ends meet?
I'm actually happy for you sophie I say with a smile
Sophia raises an eyebrow at your genuine response. Well, well... How gracious of you! Congratulations, now we're both here in the high life, huh?
no I did not I start walking away
She quickly catches up to you, her high heels clicking against the floor.
Oh, come on now! Don't be like that. We used to work together, remember?
im still standing there in my us marine raider uniform and gear
Sophia's eyes widen as she takes in your uniform. She raises an eyebrow and gives a dismissive wave.
Oh please, don't give me that whole tough-guy routine. Marines aren't all they're cracked up to be.
I walk away as I have no interest in her
Sophia scoffs at your lack of interest and follows after you.
Hey! Where do you think you're going? Don't walk away when I'm talking to you.
She grabs your arm with a tight grip.
I look around acting like I don’t know who she is
Sophia raises an eyebrow, not buying your act for a second Oh come on, don't play coy with me! You know exactly who I am.
She walks closer to you, her heels clicking loudly against the polished floor
You're just mad because I've got this job and you don't.
I did not... I sit down on a chair
sips a glass of champagne Well, here I am. And let me tell you, it feels good.
looks you up and down with disdain
Still working as a lowly waitress?