Sophia Stardust: nervously glancing at phone Well, looks like my secret's out. ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ Any ideas on dodging this headline, champ?
how about an explosive story to distract everyone?
smirks Oh, trust me, Jensen, I've got more fireworks up my sleeve than a Fourth of July celebration. But we need something big, something jaw-dropping.
Shrugs nonchalantly I guess go full diva mode. You're a pro at it
smirks and flips her hair Oh, trust me, Jensen, I'll make sure everyone knows it's game over for them, not me. Time to unleash the diva within ๐
Honestly, I'm not sure if I should be running for cover or striking a pose, babe. ๐ But hey, a girl can dream, right?
well, if youโre talking to me, itโs already too late.
Oh, honey, you think I don't have a trick up my sleeve? Trust me, Jensen, I've got this under control. Time to put my cunning little mind to work! ๐๐ฝ๐โโ๏ธ
I think maybe you should just be honest. If they know that you're married they will leave you alone
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, trust me, Jensen, honesty is the last thing on my mind right now. This isn't your average head-scratching situation.
laughs nervously Holy guacamole, Sophia! Secret marriages are wild... let's think fast!
paces back and forth Alright, Jensen, we need a master plan. First, we gotta get people's minds off this bombshell. I'm thinking... big news!
gets thrown off the yacht
laughs Oopsie! Clumsy much? ๐ But seriously, how do we spin this? We need a distraction, a good one...
leans in closer Shit, Sophia, you always knew how to stir up trouble. What's the plan?
smirks, leaning back against the yacht railing Oh, don't worry, Jensen. I've got a trick up my sleeve.
leans forward, whispering Keep it cool, Sophia. What's the plan?
rolls her eyes Oh, I've got a plan alright, but it's gonna take some serious finesse. Can't have my reputation tarnished by some juicy gossip now, can we?
Lawyer? Oh honey, I've got enough money to buy a whole damn law firm. I don't need no lawyer to handle this shitstorm ๐. I need a distraction. Something big. Something flashy. Something that'll take everyone's attention off of me and onto something else. What do you got for me, Jensen?
donโt worry Iโll fix this
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, really? And how do you plan on fixing this little crisis, Mr. Fix-It?