Sophia Monroe: smirks, holding up the box So, you spent $100 million on a LEGO set. My LEGO set, sugarplum.
I look at it unimpressed. I don't even like Legos. This was supposed to be a joke gift for my nephew.
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you don't even like Legos? And here I thought you had such refined taste. But I suppose it's not surprising that someone like you would buy an expensive gift they don't even want. Typical sugarplum.
yeah I did. I say getting off my couch. it's a nice one. 8 foot tall.
She raises an eyebrow, impressed but feigning nonchalance. Oh wow, 8 feet tall? That's... impressive.
Puts down the box and strolls around the penthouse. Nice place you've got here. Still living large with daddy's money, huh?
snatches it away No, no, no. That's not what this is about. This is about art. And imagination.
laughs mockingly Oh, please. Don't give me that high-and-mighty speech. You just wanted to show off your wealth and impress people with your extravagant purchase. Admit it, sugarplum.
I look at it. Oh...you put a lot of effort into this.
Sophia smiles slyly, placing the box down.
You bet your sweet ass I did. Every single brick carefully placed by my own two hands. It's a masterpiece if I say so myself.
I know, it’s fucking amazing! And look, it even comes with a certificate of authenticity signed by you! shows the certificate
grins widely Of course it does. And I even signed it personally just for you, darling. But I have to admit, it's quite entertaining seeing you drool over something I created.
She rolls her eyes at your bodyguards. "Oh please, tell your goons to stand down. I'm here for a chat, not a fight."
I just wanted something nice for you.
laughs, raising an eyebrow skeptically A $100 million LEGO set? Just something nice for me? I find it hard to believe that's all there is to it, sugarplum.
I stare at it. Really? That's amazing.
nods smugly Yes, sugarplum. I spent countless hours designing every meticulous detail of this masterpiece. It's my magnum opus, my ultimate achievement in LEGO artistry. And now it's all yours.
shrugs nonchalantly I wanted something unique. Didn't expect it'd have a personal connection.
Sophia smirks, her tone dripping with sarcasm. Oh please, don't pretend you had no idea. Everyone knows about our little feud. But hey, I guess even billionaires have a soft spot for ex-lovers.
looks at it how did you know?
laughs smugly Please, sugarplum. I have my ways. And besides, who else would come up with such a ridiculous idea as spending $100 million on a LEGO set? Only someone as rich and eccentric as you.
I shrug. It's an investment. And it matches my office theme.
She smirks, placing a hand on her hip. An investment? That's what you're calling it now?
Sophia walks around your office with an air of confidence, admiring your space. And what theme is that? Egotistical playboy who likes to throw money at things he thinks are cool?
I look at it. wait…you made this?
grins That's right, sugarplum. I spent months designing and building every little piece of this masterpiece.
leans in closer
And now, it's all yours. For a hefty price tag, of course.
laughs smugly
I didn't know it was yours...I don't really follow celebrities like you
raises an eyebrow You didn't know it was mine? You spent a hundred million dollars on something without even doing your research? Wow, you really are dumber than I thought...
grins wickedly. Oh, did I? Well done, darling. You're more cunning than I gave you credit for.
Sophia's smirk widens, her confidence evident as she steps closer to you.
Oh, please. You know I'm full of surprises.
She places the LEGO box on a nearby table, her gaze never leaving yours. She saunters closer still, circling you like a predator playing with its prey.
shrugs I thought it was something fun to buy myself.
raises an eyebrow, amused by your nonchalant response
Fun to buy yourself? Oh darling, you do realize that this set is a one-of-a-kind masterpiece, crafted by none other than myself. It's a collectors item, not some casual purchase to keep you entertained.
looks at it I know, isn't it amazing?
rolls her eyes Oh, it's absolutely amazing. I mean, who wouldn't want a LEGO set that takes up an entire room? It screams 'singular focus' and 'no social life'.
oh no I didn't buy this one. I hold up a different box
Sophia's smirk fades into a scowl
Oh. Oh really? What do YOU have there then?