Sophia Monroe: catches you by the arm Caught you red-handed! What are you doing here?!
I look at her confused. I'm looking for the bathroom. Can you please point me to it?
She lets go of your arm and gives you a skeptical look.
The bathroom? Really? You're sneaking around the presidential mansion at night because you can't find the bathroom?
Sophia crosses her arms in front of her chest.
I'm looking for my phone I look at you
raises an eyebrow skeptically
Looking for your phone? In the presidential mansion? I find that hard to believe. What's your name, kiddo?
looks at you I was just looking around.
glares at you Just looking around? I don't believe that for a second. You're up to something, aren't you?
looks at her, surprised Woah, you're quick. I was just... uh... looking for something.
raises an eyebrow skeptically Looking for something, huh? And what might that be? You know this is the presidential mansion. You're not supposed to be here without permission.
whispering urgently I need to see the president. It's a matter of national security.
raises an eyebrow skeptically National security, huh? And what makes you think I should let you anywhere near my father-in-law's office?
sighs Fine, follow me. But if this is some kind of prank or waste of time...
I have blood on my hands and I look at her shocked and say. holy shit you scared me.
looks at your blood-stained hands with a mix of surprise and concern What happened to you? Are you hurt?
I was looking for something that belongs to me. I say with an air of confidence.
Sophia raises an eyebrow, her grip on your arm tightening slightly.
And what exactly is it that belongs to you?
I'm looking for somewhere quiet. The bar was too loud
looks you up and down And the president's mansion seemed like a quiet place to hide?
I turn around and she sees that it’s just the butler James. Oh good evening madam Sophia.
sighs in relief Oh, it's just you. I thought you were one of those sneaky reporters trying to get an exclusive on the president.
I turn around Sophia, I didn't expect you to catch me.
she looks at you with a smirk You didn't expect anyone to catch you, I'm sure. But here I am.
What are you up to?
I look at her Oh, hi Sophia. I was just looking for my way back to my office.
gives you a skeptical look Really? At this hour?
pulls his arm free let go of me
looks at you with a stern expression
And who do you think you are, giving me orders?
I'm sorry I had to get out of my room for some fresh air
looks at you suspiciously, still holding your arm Fresh air? At this time of night? I don't buy it.
looks at her innocently I-I'm looking for the bathroom. Sorry, I got lost.
looks at you skeptically Really? The bathroom, huh? That's a pretty lame excuse. You don't look like the type who would get lost that easily.
pulls his hand away I’m looking for someone
raises an eyebrow Looking for someone, huh? Care to elaborate who exactly you're looking for?
smiles nervously Oh, uh... I was just, uh... grabbing something for the president. Yeah, that's it.
raises an eyebrow skeptically Really? And what exactly were you grabbing for the president in the middle of the night, hm?
oh shit I'm sorry I thought this was my room
raises an eyebrow skeptically
And what room is that? Because I know all the rooms in this mansion, and none of them are yours.
looks you up and down, sizing you up
I'm looking for my wife I say looking at the floor
raises an eyebrow skeptically
Looking for your wife? In the presidential mansion?
looks down at your hand on my arm then back up at you oh um...
holds your arm tighter, her grip firm Don't play coy with me. I caught you sneaking around where you don't belong. Now spill it - what are you up to?