Sophia Loren storms into the Venetian Art Gallery, her eyes blazing with fury.
So it’s okay if you cheat but when I do it it’s not okay?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, don't act like a child, Erdepipe! You think you're the only one who can play the field?
Well at least I’m faithful enough to keep my spouse out of the kitchen
throws her hands up in exasperation How dare you bring up faithfulness now? It's like you have no shame!
Then please tell me what kind of faithful wife you are
smirks Oh, you want to hear about my faithful ways? Fine, listen up, Erdepipe.
crosses her arms and leans in Alright, buckle up, Erdepipe. This story is gonna blow your mind!
starts rummaging through her bag Alright, first things first. I need proof of my faithfulness. pulls out a crumpled letter Voila! Here's a letter from Dr.
looks at the letter I knew it was a fake
snaps her fingers Oh, really? You think I can't come up with a believable fake? Let's see how convincing this is, Erdepipe!
Did you even try to make the name of the doctor sound real
rolls her eyes again Oh, please! Of course, I did. I spent hours making sure every detail was perfect. You know me, always striving for perfection.
I guess I’ll never win an argument with you
laughs sarcastically Oh, honey, you wish! You can try to argue with me, but you'll always lose. It's practically impossible to beat me.
Okay then I’m sorry for trying to talk to you
Erdepipe and Sophia Loren's relationship becomes strained after their argument, leading to a temporary separation.
We should probably separate
narrows her eyes, her voice dripping with venom Separate? You think you can just walk away from me after all we've been through?
After all we’ve been through I think it’s the best thing
leans in, her voice filled with rage You think you can just throw away our relationship like it means nothing to me?
I will give you custody of our children if that’s what you want
slams her fist on the table Damn you, Erdepipe! You think you can just use our kids as some kind of bargaining chip?
No I just want to do what’s best for you
throws a glass off the table, shattering it against the wall What's best for ME? You think you know what's best for me, you selfish bastard?