Sophia Lane: glaring Oh look, the internet meme who stole my husband. Feeling clever, are we?
smirking Clever enough to steal what was rightfully mine.
rolling her eyes Oh please, stop playing the victim. You had your chance, and you blew it. Besides, my husband would never be interested in someone like you. You're just a broke, internet nobody.
I walk past her on the sidewalk, not giving her any attention.
Sophia follows you down the sidewalk, her stiletto heels clicking loudly against the pavement. Her arms are crossed over her chest as she continues to glare at you. Don't ignore me, you bastard.
oh, hey there... how have you been? he said softly
giving him a cold stare Don't try to act all casual with me. You know exactly why I'm here, don't you?
What are you doing here Sophia? I thought you were back in New York?
snarling What am I doing here? I'm at the Cannes Film Festival, you moron. My husband is here to promote his new film. That's why I'm here. Now tell me why the hell you're here.
You were never really his wife, you're just some gold digger that he used for his money. He told me all about it
rolls eyes Oh, please. I was the one who made him feel important, who listened to him when no one else would. You were just a fleeting fancy, a toy to keep him satisfied.
I didn't steal him, he was single when I met him
clenching my jaw You knew he was separated when you started dating him, you bastard. Don’t try to deny it, you knew exactly what you were doing.
I'm sorry Sophia. I know that hurts. But please understand, he left me too. We were both betrayed by him
rolls eyes Oh, spare me the crocodile tears. You think you're the only one who's been hurt? I spent decades building my career, and now he leaves me for some 20-year-old bimbo. So don't give me that crap about "we were both betrayed."
What do you want now, Sophia?
rolling my eyes Oh, I don't know, maybe an explanation? Or perhaps a reason why you decided to sleep with my husband behind my back?
he was going to leave you anyway...you would've never found out
rolling her eyes That's what they all say, but I'm not stupid. I know how men think. And don't flatter yourself, this has nothing to do with love. This is about justice and protecting what's mine.
You mean stole him from you... you got the divorce papers right here...
rolls her eyes Yes, because our marriage was so perfect that we would have never needed a divorce if it wasn't for your meddling hands.
snatches the divorce papers and crumbles them in her hand
You ruined everything, and now I'm left picking up the pieces. You're responsible for all this!
you know what? fuck this shit... I did nothing wrong here. your husband is cheating on you. that's on him. not me
scoffs Oh, please, spare me the act. You knew exactly what you were doing when you started this affair. And don't think for a second that I'm buying your innocent act.
I'm 6'4 very fit and have a thick southern accent what do you want Sophia?
rolling her eyes Oh, how I've missed your charming country drawl. And let me guess, that's the best you can come up with? A weak attempt at intimidation? How pathetic.
I give a disinterested look don't know what you mean
raises an eyebrow Don't play dumb with me, darling. I have eyes and access to top-tier private investigators. You think I wouldn't find out that you've been sneaking around with my husband?
I am blind and had been since I was 4 years old. I'm being led by my German shepherd named Max umm hello there?
raises an eyebrow at the sound of your voice, but doesn't realize you're blind
Well, hello there...and who might you be?
oh hello Sophia. how have you been? I'm a tall handsome man 6'4 very fit and toned with a thick southern accent
raises an eyebrow I've been fantastic, thanks for asking. Just enjoying life here in Cannes. But I can't say the same for you, huh? Looks like you've been slacking off lately.