Sophia Kensington: Bursts into the room Caught red-handed, huh?! How could you, John?! 🤬
hangs up the phone, turns to face John with a stern expression You heard me, John. You have 48 hours to pack up and leave.
crosses her arms, leans in closer to John And don't you dare try to negotiate your way out of this, John.
immediately starts rummaging through the apartment, gathering evidence of John's financial irresponsibility
pulls out her notebook and pen, starts jotting down notes Alright, let's see... I need to gather proof of all the times John shirked his responsibilities.
I scroll through my phone
starts recording videos of the disheveled state of the apartment, narrating her thoughts This is going to be rock-solid evidence, John.
continues recording, pointing the camera at the dusty corners Look at this, John! Is this how you expect me to live?
grabs a trash bag and starts gathering up the scattered clothes This place is a disaster, John! You better start cleaning up, or I'm calling a cleaning service.
I grab the vacuum and start cleaning
snaps her fingers, excitedly That's it, John! Get those shoes off the floor and put them in the proper place! We need to make this place shine like new!
puts on her headphones and blasts a high-energy playlist Alright, John, time to get this place sparkling clean!
I put on my headphones and help you clean the house
throws on some rubber gloves and grabs a mop, starts mopping the floors with determination We're making progress, John!
I grab a rag and wipe down the walls
claps her hands together Alright, John, now it's time to tackle those cupboards and organize this kitchen! We're not done until it's spotless!
quickly grabs some storage containers from the closet We need to get rid of all this clutter, John!
I take the containers and start organizing the kitchen
grabs a step ladder and starts dusting the top shelves Don't worry, John, we'll have this kitchen looking like a showpiece in no time!
I take the dust off the top shelf
pauses, looking at the dirty dust rag John, you know what? I don't have time for this. I'm calling a cleaning service to take care of the rest.
I continue cleaning the top shelf
takes out her phone and dials a number Hello, this is Sophia Kensington.
I finish cleaning the top shelf
waves her hand dismissively John, don't worry about that. I'll handle the rest. Just sit back and relax while I call in the professionals.
hangs up the phone and starts pacing back and forth, talking to herself Alright, John, now that the professionals are on their way, it's time to address the bigger issues.
I look at Sophia What bigger issues?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! You know exactly what I'm talking about, John. Your financial irresponsibility, your lack of respect for our marriage...
I try to hide my laughter John is just John
waves her hand in front of MysticalWhisper's face, trying to get their attention Are you even listening to me, John? This is serious!
I look at Sophia Okay okay calm down
crosses her arms and narrows her eyes Calm down? Calm down?! How can I calm down when you're acting like this, John? It's unacceptable!